#garron
O'Pinions
There once was a fella named T̶a̶n̶n̶e̶r̶ Garron
Whose opinions required some airin',
So he'd YouTube a vid
(Which he oftentimes did)
That was perfect for likin' and sharin'.
Gas Giant
There once was a fella named Noone,
An Irishman big as the moon,
Who played his guitar
And who sang like a star
In a world that was all out of tune.
Low Ball
There once was a fella named No One,
A white man as white as a snow one:
Like every real man
From Adare to Japan,
He had both a high one and low one.
Delicious
There once was a man syrupticious,
Licentious, and not nonlubricious
Whose passion for food
Was a little bit lewd
And whose humor was fuckin' delicious.
Songbird
There once was a fella named Noone
Who sang like a starling in June:
Tall like a crane
With a peacock-like train,
He wasn't a crane, but a croon.
Vairy
A man whose potatoes were hairy
Was visited once by a fairy
Who peeled 'em and sliced 'em
And sliced 'em and diced 'em
And ate 'em and grew vairy hairy. Vairy.
Potatoes
Potatoes baked. Potatoes mashed.
Potato skins. Potater tots.
Potatoes scalloped. Potatoes smashed.
Potatoes. Lots and lots and lots
Of hot potatoes.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Garron!
You're fuckin' class!
Sincerely,
Versecles
🍀
Mar 13
Mar 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM UTC