#funnies
There are some days
when
you
just
don't
want
to
do
a y h n
n t i g
and you just wanna sit around
and eat food and...
and feel depressed
THEN
you run into your friend
and your friend's like 'we don't do that around here buddy'
Dec 9, 2019
Dec 9, 2019 at 12:49 PM UTC
Pathological neurotic co-dependency,
Rhymes with toilet brush gastroendoscopy,
I visualise that toilet brush,
Shoved down his throat thrush,
Or up his male ****
Not even an excuse for a man,
Bullies don't get, says my nan,
Way too early to be awake,
Way too early to cook him steak,
What does he think he's going to eat?
That toilet brush he'll meet and greet,
Pathological neurotic co-dependency,
Rhymes with toilet brush gastroendoscopy,
All budget friendly and medicine free,
(Guess who swallowed the dictionary!!!!)
Oct 5, 2015
Oct 5, 2015 at 11:38 PM UTC