#functions
**** Mucus
The alternative man liked an **** massage
Getting his sphincter muscle lovingly relaxed
This allowed his **** mucus to flow with love
Every time he took a dump in the royal throne room
Pushing a curly big **** with S turns in it out
Plopping into the bowl like a fish back in a pond
The masseur did the best **** massage
It was only money and it all got soothed
Green enjoying his **** hole massage
Making sure he produced mucus to ****
That and regular sphincter muscle work outs
With a big black ***** and American **** plug
Sep 24, 2023
Sep 24, 2023 at 7:23 PM UTC
Has shame dried
Cranberry bogs
On cotton
Have hormones peaked
Or have the eggs spoiled,
Turned rotten
Is there more to a woman
Than her ****** functions
Or will she do as she's told
And remain in her place
On the bottom
May 1, 2023
May 1, 2023 at 9:13 AM UTC
Feeling unkempt from shortness of breath
Brain functions less as cloud covers ahead
Given a rest when energy spent
Lungs are suppressed
No control in the chest
Closeness too dense
Muffled words left to float in the air
Stifled and drowned
Faint from the crown
Blood pressure down
Warmth idling for me not to care
Few beads of sweat, heat heavy and wet
Recovery yet but soon on the mend
Aug 8, 2020
Aug 8, 2020 at 6:05 AM UTC
Red roses in the vase
Purple violets in the grass
Too much fiber at lunch
This too shall pass
(You guessed the rest)
Apr 8, 2020
Apr 8, 2020 at 3:58 PM UTC
Proteins oh Proteins,
How much you do for us!
You are our support
The framework keeping us up
The bones under our skin
You are the mad scientist
encouraging chemical reactions within us
Enzymes, catalyzing reactions
You are our traffic regulators
Signaling how much,
Hormones
Like insulin regulating glucose in the blood
You are the detectives within us
Figuring out what it bad
Then flagging it for destruction
You are our truck drivers
Shuttling materials to
and fro
Hemoglobin, carrying oxygen from the lungs
You are our storage
Our shelves packed to the brim with
materials
Like ferritin storing iron in our bodies
There is so much you do
That is key to our survival
...
However shall I remember all you do
for my test tomorrow?
Sep 23, 2018
Sep 23, 2018 at 7:50 PM UTC
It was a long day for me, for her
I helped her walk and told her how tired I was-
Yet she did not respond
For she was as tired as me.
And I controlled her Body
Every moment
Every movement
Every sound that echoed around me
Every sight she sees through her Eyes.
I carried her to bed, her Legs dragging her away
Her Hands ripped off the school uniform
And replaced it with a Nirvana shirt
And blue shorts
She threw her Body onto the bed and lay there,
Her Eyes watched the ceiling as if something was about to happen
Her Lips let out a sigh and she took her phone
And her Fingers and I got ready for what she was about to type today
Jul 7, 2018
Jul 7, 2018 at 1:21 PM UTC
I can't even find Youtube videos that explain how you function.
May 20, 2015
May 20, 2015 at 4:22 PM UTC
To some, life is a collection of public functions and the rest is death,
To some others, life is a collection of private functions and the rest is death.
Advaita destroys this worldly order.
Mar 5, 2015
Mar 5, 2015 at 11:35 PM UTC