Everything sounds better in french 
On this belief I can surely rely 

They have the gorgeous Pomme Frittes 
While we have the boring french fry 

In France a crispy, fresh and warm baguette 
At my house just a mediocre loaf of regret 

There is quite nothing better than a glass of French Champagne 
Our domestic impostor "Sparkling Wine" isn't winning that game

Naturally to seal this case I will end with the perfect French kiss
Because a plain peck or a smooch is so much easier to dismiss 

Clearly I have a sophisticated foreign thirst to quench
Mon amour, because everything sounds better in French