#foursome
There once was a woman from Norway
Who'd hang by her toes in the doorway:
She went to her dude
And his friends in the ****
And requested a fjordian fjour-way.
Feb 26, 2025
Feb 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM UTC
No, I’d rather not have a foursome,
I don’t think you’re onto a winner.
If I wished to disappoint several people at once,
I’d take my family out to dinner.
No, I’d rather not have a foursome,
The thought of it makes me quite ill!
Besides the new season of Bake Off is on -
Give me Netflix but not the chill.
No, I’d rather not have a foursome.
It’s not really my cup of tea,
Like Boy George I kinda prefer that to ***
I’m mostly asexual you see?
No, I’d rather not have a foursome.
It’s the government’s fault, I’d say,
The Tories have ******* us multiple times;
I’ve been ******* over enough today
No, I’d rather not have a foursome.
Today, mate, you’re just not in luck,
Like spoons I only have so much to give,
And I gave away my last ****
No, I’d rather not have a foursome,
With you and two other “bi chicks”,
My sexuality isn’t yours to fetishize,
And you [insert name] are a ****
Nov 5, 2015
Nov 5, 2015 at 5:19 PM UTC