#flea
A little flea named McGee
Who lived near me
Happy and so free
And this little flea
He'd jumped and he bit me
With all of his might
A tiny bloodsucking creature
In the night.
Jul 29, 2025
Jul 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM UTC
I thought that I might sometime see
A dog betrothed unto the flea,
A married match that some might think
Was consummated in a blink.
Alas, alack it didn't last
That marriage ended really fast,
The flea took blood, the dog did itch
And so he scratched away that *****
That had the gall to bite the groom
Before they left the marriage room,
The dog said, Pastor, ditch this deal
I do not like this itchy feel,
I was better off when I was single
Before the flea and I did mingle;
A moral of this tale takes flight
Don't marry, should your girlfriend bite.
Feb 27, 2021
Feb 27, 2021 at 3:36 PM UTC
Fleas ****
Flies ****
You ****
I ****
And when we ****
It sure does feel like love
**** you
**** me
**** everything
What the ****
Would I even do
If I didn’t meet someone
As ******* special as you
Aug 28, 2020
Aug 28, 2020 at 9:35 PM UTC
“I can’t b r e a t h e. You’re trying to sheathe me from the world. But I just want to scream and flee. I want to leave, I want to escape. I don’t want to be bounded, I don’t want to be caged. But your muscles are possessive, hands like shackles and ribs encasing and engaging. Your scent clings to my finger and your embracement breaks my bones. Your words make decisions for me, exerting boundaries onto me. You’re stifling my breath and suffocating me. You want my blood to move at your accord. But I am drowning, choking and gasping. You’re pushing me away by entitling me. Your possessiveness knows no limits as you become invasive. You say it’s just because you love me, that you would go beyond any limit; but it’s obsessive. I feel like I am on a leash. I am no longer my own person, but a puppet to my master. A land to your dominian.”
Feb 20, 2018
Feb 20, 2018 at 4:05 AM UTC
We are fleas that live in the ***
We think we own the dog.
We fight fleas that live in the head,
We bomb fleas that seem different
Only to us,
For the dog we are all a nuisance.
Fleas that create songs
And flags
To celebrate their portion,
Living in the *** seems better,
Some prefer the ears,
I choose to roam.
I dream with other dogs
Maybe cats.
We are fleas
That destroy their dog host.
Perhaps this dog needs a bath.
Oct 18, 2017
Oct 18, 2017 at 11:38 AM UTC
I am the terminator
The exterminator
I walk around with my spray
Aiming at things that get in my way
So you better stand back
Before I start my attack
Because I might see
You as a tiny flea
******* out my life force
You might be the source
Of that itch I can't scratch
You will have meet your match
I love to destroy what bugs me
It fills me with a sense of glee
I wonder if God feels the same
Maybe that's why none of us are sane
May 13, 2016
May 13, 2016 at 7:25 PM UTC
Like a leach you latch on
You think your bite is strong
Your annoying, that much I'll admit
Like a dog with an itch, trying to scratch off a tick
It's not blood from the vain
That you want to drain
But emotions from the soul
You want to leave holes
You've lost all of your own, so other's you seek
You have grown so very sickeningly week
But I've grown up in the abyss
That part you must have missed
I'm not what you thought
I'm not what you sought
I'm much to strong
For you to cause me harm
I will stand and scoff
As I flip your *** off
You have no rights
For you are nothing but a parasite
Mar 8, 2016
Mar 8, 2016 at 11:34 AM UTC
Spent today at a Flea Market with she,
All for nothing, nothing for free,
Bought some clothes for she,
A potplant for me, no ****
Food and books I didn't need,
All for nothing, nothing for free,
Anything old was new again,
Vendors on the gravy train,
All for nothing, nothing for free,
But, I had fun today for free,
Sunshine and good company,
Simple things in life are free,
Flea market was such fun with she!
Aug 25, 2015
Aug 25, 2015 at 7:45 PM UTC