the bull riders came 
from near and far 
to try and conquer 
Chainsaw's elevated bar 

he'd buck them off afore
the eight second crack 
none would last upon 
his awesomely built back 

around the rodeo circuit 
this bull had a legendary status 
for beating they who'd do 
battle with his feisty apparatus 

the goading spur of rider 
not disconcerting him 
he'd show them that he 
was ever potent in trim 

of an immortal bovine 
we'll never see again
so celebrate the elan
of Chainsaw's grain