#febreeze
Well blow me down, and spit me out
my salmon can gone awry
Spilling in my lap and chair
I think, that I, will die
My co-workers gag and complain
I'm embarrassed as all hell
Never will, another can I bring
to release, such an awful smell
I've three more hours to contend
smelling like a bad bait shop
No way, no how, to pretend
this odor, ever stops
Home I'll go, when my shift ends
and do, some needed laundry
Nothing to say that could defend
a stinky, clumsy, spilling spree
Tomorrow, I'll procure Febreeze
and apply it, liberally
Hopefully killing, this fishy whiff
escaping, notoriety
Jun 26, 2017
Jun 26, 2017 at 1:38 PM UTC
Magic is in the air
When the delight spreads
But even then,
Febreeze doesn't do all it says.
Jul 1, 2014
Jul 1, 2014 at 6:12 PM UTC