#emojis
Apparently now
If you end a text message with a period
It means you’re ****** off
Because who needs a period
When each of your utterances
Is circumscribed
By a thought bubble
At least that’s what I heard
On a podcast
(I’m an old)
So if I text you
And use punctuation
Will you take offense?
Will you be able to tell
My old-school emojis
From that punctuation?
I certainly hope so :-/
May 4, 2020
May 4, 2020 at 1:53 PM UTC
Once upon a time
I used to hate emojis
And i still hate them
They are round and yellow
Which reminds me of the Minions
Cuz they were down with jaundice
And for the record
I hate the minions too
Almost half of the emojis
Got those ####### blue tears
Since when did salt water
Become blue?
Then there is that poo/shit emoji
So confusing....
The reason for my brk up
My GF asked me what
I would get for her on valentine's day
Me , being stupid
Messaged her the poo emoji
Thinking that it was a chocolate emoji
And BAM!! the brk up took place
With a kick in my bifurcum
That break up
Currently
Hols the record of the most stupid break up
In the history of
Stupid break ups
Dec 24, 2019
Dec 24, 2019 at 1:34 AM UTC
e·mo·ji
ēˈmōjē
noun
a small digital image or icon used to express an idea, emotion, etc., in electronic communication.
Emojis......
The first I saw one,
You had thanked me for a good deed.
Emojis.....
The second time I saw one,
You had thanked me for a favor.
And these emojis,
Theyre so disorienting
Its a first
A boy sending them
Perhaps I am looking in it too much
Maybe Im looking for something, hoping for anything
Maybe its all in my head
Maybe I want
Something that isnt there
A mystery to pester my brain
An assumption
That may pull me down.
These heart-eyed emojis. It pulls at me.
Jun 24, 2018
Jun 24, 2018 at 6:03 AM UTC
Walmart doesn't sell Dictionaries anymore,
but they sell emoji stickerbooks.
Sep 19, 2016
Sep 19, 2016 at 11:11 AM UTC
"Life is a ****
Life can be a **** dragging you down to the utmost depressed state.
but
Life can be a **** like those cute emoji that everyone loves.
Life can hit you so hard, but
Life can also bring you to heavens of joy
It all depends on how you perceive yourself against the world
Life is a ****
be the worst ****
or the loveable emoji.
May 11, 2016
May 11, 2016 at 6:52 AM UTC
Two Chinese ladies,
and a lightless lantern with
empty kimono.
Jan 15, 2016
Jan 15, 2016 at 12:01 AM UTC
i am nothing more than
a series of substance-less
selfies and a never ending
stream of well timed
cute emojis
my eyes turn to hearts
when i feel sentimental
and my sly smirk lets you
know that i'm excited about
us without articulating a
single thought
my face turns purple it
grins and grows horns and
you know i want to **** you
not once not twice but for an
extended period of time
days months years so i can
send you the boy-kisses-girl
or the ring or the crown
won't you be my queen
am i the woman in the red dress
who dances or just another con artist
where is substance behind the yellow
always smiling face and i have to
ask you have to ask we have to ask
SOS with a red background
silver revolver that only shoots one way
cheeks are blushing i am smiling what
the **** do we actually feel
Jun 1, 2015
Jun 1, 2015 at 11:40 PM UTC
you've got city roads on your eyelids
you've got wanderlust in your soul
i've got maps on my palm
i've got gypsy in my blood
we're getting out of this dump
we've got wonder in our veins
Mar 23, 2015
Mar 23, 2015 at 11:11 PM UTC