When the wisest man in the world said
"It would be a tragic shame if ever 
The Great Forest were to be reduced
To a small clump of trees."
Everyone, without exception, answered
"It certainly would."

So when The Great Forest
Was eventually reduced
To a small clump of trees,
That is what they decided to call it ...
It Certainly Wood.

It Certainly Would

"You know,"
he says 
as he fiddles with his *Joy Division* shirt, 

"The human race 
has escaped the food chain 
and that is why 
we are ruining the earth"