#dummy
She close fist punches me
Open hand slaps me repeatedly
Throws shiit at me
And still expects respect
Out of me
Like I'm some kind of nuthouse dummy
I must be
My own quest enemy...
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Dec 26, 2024
Dec 26, 2024 at 4:35 AM UTC
Sitting at a table in a pub with some other people who look really upset, nay
aghast at something I've just said
And I have this ventriloquist's Dummy on my
knee
His nose is very red as are his ears, even his
cheeks have a reddish tint
And he has this crazy wild look on his face
And he's also wearing this funny disjointed jacket which has all these very
flamboyant colours on it
Just like the colours of all the Bottles of
Spirits hanging over at the Bar
And I'm there and I'm pointing at the Dummy
explaining to the other people
"It wasn't me, it was just the Drink talking!".
May 6, 2023
May 6, 2023 at 11:41 AM UTC
I don't know how
dumb folks can simply
place their brains on break.
Mine likes to cycle overtime,
swishing by
at double time and breakneck
speed.
It's faar past time for my mind
to select a simpler pastime,
try shouting: "Doh!" and "Duuh"
Psst, kid! Just promise me this:
When we corral all
the world's Dodo birds
onto our "Pluto Spaceship,"
We will ask em where they found
their common sense's off switch.
But we better get to it, quick!
My mind is running a dozen
miles per minute;
And your good sense seems
almost spent
😜
Jun 18, 2021
Jun 18, 2021 at 3:55 AM UTC
On different days,
He became different,
And yet remained the same.
He was amusing.
He was otherworldly.
He had something in him,
Which made him eerily different.
He listened.
He listened wholeheartedly.
He was the only one,
Who felt real.
He peeked into thoughts.
He responded in silences.
He captured the soul and the heart,
So effortless was his gaze.
A gaze that brought smile,
A gaze that brought stillness,
A gaze that sparked question,
A gaze that sparked wonder.
Jan 28, 2021
Jan 28, 2021 at 4:52 PM UTC
I all ways said
If anyone ever
Put a hand on her
I would **** them
Slowly
I’ve had a long
Painful death
Every years since
.....................
Apr 7, 2020
Apr 7, 2020 at 4:47 PM UTC
You, sir, are a big dunce
I thought you'd learn your lesson after saying it once
We believed you would watch your mouth
But no, seems our help has gone South
Jan 26, 2020
Jan 26, 2020 at 2:50 PM UTC
Wood you marry me?
I love you can't you see?
I hope you will agree
So please, please, please,
Marry me...
They say it's no good
Because you're made of wood
For me it's understood
So please, please, please,
Marry me...
Ventriloquist's
Wooden dummy
You give me fits
Please marry me!
Please take my hand
Together we can stand
Our life will be so grand
So please, please, please,
Marry me...
I'll have your back
You by my side
It's just like that
Please be my bride!
Life will be complete
My mouth closed when you speak
Our future bright not bleak
So please, please, please,
Marry me...
Nov 9, 2019
Nov 9, 2019 at 11:34 AM UTC
I wish, I wish, I
Wish.
But it’s dumb. I should stop.
Maybe once more, for you.
Jan 30, 2019
Jan 30, 2019 at 7:53 PM UTC
Too *****
Not too funny,
But actually thorny.
Call one your bunny,
But run after money.
********** is yummy,
Only for the dummy.
Jun 4, 2015
Jun 4, 2015 at 7:08 AM UTC
A few things I like
About that old green truck
A new chrome coat with a few rusty parts
That makes the truck look tough, when in reality, it requires a gentle, caring touch.
the way it struggles to start, but eventually prevails with a successful roar, even with a few mishaps to begin with.
the unique growl it makes, when the car shifts, and moves forward.
A noise which is so recognizable, it causes a grin whenever It is heard.
The mighty roar it gives which is thundering and distinct, but brings genuine joy to the soul.
The way it makes you feel like you're home, even when you're not.
The way it can't take you everywhere, but can make you happy anywhere.
a few things I like
about that old green truck.
Aug 6, 2017
Aug 6, 2017 at 6:35 AM UTC
brain enters,
stage left
the plot
running amuck in the crowd.
You can see the
dramatic irony
on their
faces.
It;s clear she
doesn't know her
part, or lines
it is obvious
she is
saying things she
thinks the
crowd
would want to hear.
And though
it is a prose
she does not recognize
she knows that
she has practiced
it
already.
Jul 25, 2017
Jul 25, 2017 at 2:44 AM UTC
If my blood stayed blue
I'd be prettier for you
I'd sacrifice myself
To keep the fighting few
Yet my blood stays red
So I'll lay here in my bed
Writing poetry for us
Because I'll love you till I'm dead
Feb 13, 2016
Feb 13, 2016 at 2:46 PM UTC
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Sep 2, 2014
Sep 2, 2014 at 6:16 PM UTC