Entropy will **** you,
Brutally, and without consent.
You think you're special?
You're the universe's *****
Not only that,
You're one of the universe's billions of *******
And on the day of judgement,
The universe will gather all its little *******
And **** them, in one spectacular ****
Of light and energy,
Order and disorder.
A grand bukakke,
Flooding space and time in a tidal wave of cosmic ****
But as you're floating around,
Your energy distributing evenly,
You get the last laugh.
You have tempted and tickled the universe,
Toward an unachievable goal.
The ****** that can never be reached:
The state of perfect entropy.