#dinnerware
This heirloom china wants to slip
Out of my tremulous grip.
But plastic’s less heavy,
And nicely holds gravy.
It bounces if ever you trip.
Feb 25, 2025
Feb 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM UTC
Because light and durable dinnerware
Is low-class and not debonair,
The china that shatters,
Those slippery platters,
Enliven dining with a jump-scare.
Feb 19, 2025
Feb 19, 2025 at 11:01 AM UTC