Yes I want a ******* poem without fallacy 
A poem full of fantasy 
a fabulously woven fabric without a faux facade

our poems need some faeces not facelifts
fanciful fairies dancing fandangos
NOT followers of this current fad 
who have fastened Poetry... with fatality

**** I'm fine with fate. But I want to be fascinated
by a farfetched farcical fable about a fat farmer farting
something that isn't churned out from this fake factory

So, to start off here is a funny poem with a **** joke:
I call my **** 'the truth', because people can't handle it.