#democrats - Hello Poetry

Everything I've touched has turned to gold, A feeling that never gets too worn or old, I savor every moment, every win, With my opponents stuck in their unsightly bin. The more they shout and flail their arms, The more my inner soul it calms, Their din is music to my ears, It gives me pep; it takes off years. My aims are clear, my skills well-honed, As to their mob, they seem half ****** Supporting goals that folks don't like, Wishing they would all just take a hike. I've only started, the road is long To fix our country, make it strong, Instill a sense of pride and worth, A gleaming beacon for this Earth. Some complain I act the King, With subjects kissing my eternal ring. Do I care, not in a word, But I do find the concept touchingly absurd. Kings don't have the power I do, Most don't even have the slightest thought or clue, I instead can say and act, Forgoing any nod to grace and tact. I get things done, stir up the *** Turn detractors’ faces crimson hot, Hire my friends, cull the wokes, With a flourish of the pen and practiced strokes. Next to Putin, now that's a blast To try and make a peace that lasts. Get it done with strength and charm, End this war, curtail the harm. Then who knows - that Gaza thing, What a headache with a sting. Two thousand years of pain and strife, Where constant bickering is rife. But if a deal is to be done I'm the go to, I’m the man. The Nobel thing will be my prize This will cut Obama down to size. And after that may you well ask, What shall be my next enticing task? Greenland’s there, Panama for sure, Forget the catch, it’s the chase that’s the allure.

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Aug 17, 2025

Aug 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM UTC

raidoc

I'm just starting - in Trump's own words

Everything I've touched has turned to gold, A feeling that never gets too worn or old, I savor every moment, every win, With my opponents stuck in their unsightly bin. The more they shout and flail their arms, The more my inner soul it calms, Their din is music to my ears, It gives me pep; it takes off years. My aims are clear, my skills well-honed, As to their mob, they seem half ****** Supporting goals that folks don't like, Wishing they would all just take a hike. I've only started, the road is long To fix our country, make it strong, Instill a sense of pride and worth, A gleaming beacon for this Earth. Some complain I act the King, With subjects kissing my eternal ring. Do I care, not in a word, But I do find the concept touchingly absurd. Kings don't have the power I do, Most don't even have the slightest thought or clue, I instead can say and act, Forgoing any nod to grace and tact. I get things done, stir up the *** Turn detractors’ faces crimson hot, Hire my friends, cull the wokes, With a flourish of the pen and practiced strokes. Next to Putin, now that's a blast To try and make a peace that lasts. Get it done with strength and charm, End this war, curtail the harm. Then who knows - that Gaza thing, What a headache with a sting. Two thousand years of pain and strife, Where constant bickering is rife. But if a deal is to be done I'm the go to, I’m the man. The Nobel thing will be my prize This will cut Obama down to size. And after that may you well ask, What shall be my next enticing task? Greenland’s there, Panama for sure, Forget the catch, it’s the chase that’s the allure.