#dc
Yes, Batman is just as cool as Joker. Okay? And when did it become okay for one person to try to trademark fish, huh? Because that’s not what Gotham is about! Batman should totally just **** Joker!
Jan 22
Jan 22, 2026 at 12:56 AM UTC
So many hotels and monuments,
Nobody looks anywhere but the statues in DC.
But as for me and you,
We look up.
To the stars,
Through the rain,
Far beyond.
I don't know a single soul,
That day dreams about seeing stars in DC.
Though, as for you and me,
We look up.
Beyond the veil of space,
Straight to the sparkling sky diamonds,
Flickering above this stone city.
Feb 28, 2025
Feb 28, 2025 at 9:57 AM UTC
I went off to the capital,
For a weekend with friends.
My mother told me,
"Take lots of pictures!"
Well mother, I'm afraid,
My camera can only capture so much.
Because there was no way for me,
To photograph everything.
No, I do not mean stone statues and monuments,
I'm talking about feeling.
A piece of film can't show,
Every shining memory of everything you did.
Midnight conversations,
Dinner debates,
Writing in graveyards,
Buying hats.
Jan 28, 2025
Jan 28, 2025 at 10:37 AM UTC
Same old stairs
same old knees
climbing, climbing
higher than one might please
I'm only one of thousands
who've visited the man
who sits in the chair
in DC near Maryland.
In his day
He helped free people in need
he lived his life doing good deeds
I wanted to thank him
this one last time
so I went ahead and made the climb.
Sep 22, 2024
Sep 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM UTC
As the sun sets in the west
And the sky turns a fiery red
The city of Washington comes alive
With a beauty that cannot be said
The monuments and buildings stand tall
Against the colorful sky
Their majesty and grace on display
For all to see, some with a watery eye
The Potomac flows slowly by
Reflecting the glow of the sun
And the people of the city
Are caught up in the beauty, one by one
It's a sight to behold
This beautiful sunset in DC
A moment to be cherished
And never forgotten, forever and one.
Dec 2, 2022
Dec 2, 2022 at 10:26 AM UTC
10 Facts About Myself
1. I was born January 5th,
I guess that makes me a Capricorn…
whatever.
2. My name is Xxavier.
Spelled with two X’s.
I know that it is a cool way to spell it.
It’s the coolest thing my dad ever gave me.
In fact,
It’s the only thing my dad ever gave me.
3. I learned how to take
compliments
the same way I learned to ride a bike.
I don’t know how to ride a bike.
4. At times I find it hard to control my voice.
Some days,
its a loaded M-16 pointed towards enemy lines
Just waiting to fire.
Other days,
The gun jams,
and I can no longer find the ammunition.
5. My hobbies include
Hiding behind metaphors and rhythms
And trying to survive in a world
Where everyone appears to be living just fine.
6. I believe that there are two types of people.
Those who believe that Spider-Man 3
was the best movie in the trilogy,
and those who are wrong.
7. I like Oreos…A lot.
We actually have a lot in common.
Most people enjoy the taste of our white parts
Over our black ones.
8. I come from cigarette **** filled hallways
In ward 8 southeast DC.
From three piece chicken wing and fries
with the mumbo sauce on top
cuz we ain’t never scared to get our hands a lil *****
9. I have written countless drafts
of this poem over the span of a year.
All of which
are incomplete.
Because
I still haven’t figured out
who I really am.
May 17, 2021
May 17, 2021 at 3:47 PM UTC
They all hate me when I'm broke
They gon hate me when I'm rich
I be Holding to the rope
Feeling like POP I'm gonna rip
Just wanna make sense
Wanna make bands
Not make fans
Those aint friends
Just wanna make my millys
Not looking silly
Like '17 when I was popping killy
I was broke then, But I was happier
Knew me then, I was dappier
Feeling trapped at my abode
A man with a plan, but nowhere to go
Wanna edit the bad like using adobe
Mansion sit down, while wearing my robes
But I'm so alone,
I'm sipping patrone
Got 7k fans
But nowhere to blow
I'm making my moves
Just to make me happy
Under the success
My whole life is ******
I wish I was different
I wish I was listening
To all of the people
Who told me be different
My phone never dry
Got notifs all day
Signed 80 nice artists
They'll make it one day
What's wet last night
It's my pillow case
The tears got dried
Can't look at my face
Don't want more space
Cause I have the galaxy
Feel isolated
Want them to come back for me
Lost a fake friend last night
4 Years gone right
They DC no Superman
Thought we was tight.
Jul 9, 2020
Jul 9, 2020 at 3:35 PM UTC
you should see me now,
dancing alone in my room,
moves as sharp as a violin bow,
a young lunatic in its full bloom.
with my fleeting interests
comics on my lap and jazz
gently displaying my awkwardness.
daredevil, deadpool and spidermann,
my only friends, well and also shazam.
okay, jokes aside, it fitted the rhyme,
dc is actually not really my choice of style.
except batman.
he is as cool as ... maybe japan?
definitely not as cool as japan.
[really not.]
© fey (25/09/19)
Feb 23, 2020
Feb 23, 2020 at 4:06 PM UTC
It's all for a laugh
Why the long face horse's ****
Put a lightbulb where the sun don't shine
And lighten the **** up
This is a roller coaster, baby
I don't know where it stops
But it's all for the crack
You can stumble as much as you want
Fall if you need to
My hysteria will see the funny
Sunny side of the street
Make a dance for happy feet
So don't be sad
Come laugh it up with the lads
You're one of the boys
Toys that is
We can play all night
But I,
Not so nicely with the other kids.
Jul 3, 2019
Jul 3, 2019 at 5:25 PM UTC
It almost feels like summer,
breeze at the dusk, killing mosquitoes.
It feels like
Taking a stroll on National Mall,
On a summer night in front of Lincoln Memorial.
Playing Frisbee riding bike
On the meadow in front of the Capitol.
My summer in the capital
With you, him and her and them and myself alone
It feels like the humidity in the swamp, with jazz playing in the background
It smells like crab cake and french toast, out from the diners I frequent
It looks like the summer sky, cloudless, your eyes
The meadow the ducks, summer dress and birkenstock.
Brunch, breeze and bike, followed by more bike rides along the riverfront.
Sitting on the marble stairs of the Supreme Court
Dipping toes in Reflection Pool
Summer in D.C. oh how I much do I miss you and adore
Summer is a state of mind and so does love
But you never fail to give me the feelings of those above.xxoo
Feb 12, 2019
Feb 12, 2019 at 5:04 AM UTC
I'm not a fan of Superman,
he doesn't know what it's like,
to be human;
a foe he can not fight.
Sep 13, 2018
Sep 13, 2018 at 12:14 PM UTC
He’s an evil despot, tall and stout.
Call him a liar, watch him pout.
We want an impeachment to throw him out
Then we can line up and punch his snout.
He’s a changing despot, not much brains
He’d look better all trussed in chains
Then we could put Hillary in what remains
As she pulls all of us out of the drain.
Lying despot told us that he would make
Changes to drain the political lake.
Like most of his promises, it was fake
All he does is cheat and lie and take.
Lying pudgy despot claims he’s slim.
Not the last of the lies from him.
Feels he’s entitled to every greedy whim.
Every day in office it gets more grim.
Dizzy dippy teapot, lives for applause,
Just like a fat cat, he licks his paws.
Gobbling McDonalds bloats his jaws.
Millions of his minions support his cause.
Dumping Donnie Teapot a good solution
For a dangerous hater of the Constitution.
Let’s all get make a mid-year resolution
To run him off before there’s revolution.
May 25, 2018
May 25, 2018 at 7:26 PM UTC
(This is by no means an attempt at poetry. It is, instead, a piece of satire.)
Making Adultery Great Again
Make America Groan Aloud
Making Americans Greedy ********
Male American Grandiosity Association
Many Americans Grabbing *****
Mediocrity Actually Grows Annually
Men Acting Grossly Asinine
Masculinity And Grossness Amalgamated
Meanness And Greed Acceptability
Megalomaniacs Abrogating Government Accountability
Mostly ******** Getting Aggressive
Masking All Government Aggression
Miserable Atrocious GOP *****
Mad Animals Getting Angry
Making America Grow Antisocial.
Misanthropic Association Gutting America
Mistaking Accuracy, Growing Artless
Misery Accompanies GOP Analyses.
Misquoting Anybody Gains Approval.
Misspelling Anything Good Anytime.
Magic Ain’t Gonna Appear
Maybe All GOP Avoid
Meanness And Gouging Anytime
Money And Greed Always
May 12, 2018
May 12, 2018 at 9:12 PM UTC