#davidalexanderjackson
When Jacques Derrida's Mother
Embraced the concept
Of 'wholly other'
She loosed her hold on life
In the past tense
And gave herself up to
The 'Metaphysics of Presence'.
How I love this new-found euphoria
Now there is no more aporia.
If only the world would grasp
The concept of deconstruction.
So she put down her knitting
Logged onto the internet
And signed up for a course on
Basic Moxibustion.
Such a great invention
This internet
But life is even better
Without unresolved tension.
Oh for a mother
To understand her son.
May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 2:40 PM UTC
Pussycat Dolls,
Pussycat Dolls,
Where have you been?
We've been up to London
To see Queen The Musical
Then went to see the mayor
Hid his computer mouse
On his electric chair.
Switched it on!
Not so much PC -
More AC/DC
And then we were gone
On a sightseeing trip
With an aunt and a niece.
Poor Boris Johnson
RIP.
May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 2:38 PM UTC
Dita Von Teese
Was very smitten
With what had been written
About her knees -
Being a *** kitten
Is something
I'm at ease with.
I'm truly elated
I have knees that please.
May 2, 2014
May 2, 2014 at 2:35 PM UTC
Salvador Dali
Rode a Harley-Davidson
All the way from Bali
To Abu Dhabi
With Charley the Cat
Riding pillion.
Said Charley to Dali
All weathered and gnarly
I get quite incensed
By children's lack of road sense.
When I get back to Britain
I think I'll start
A Road Safety Campaign.
Good idea
Said Dali
To Charley
Who replied
Thanks a million.
Apr 25, 2014
Apr 25, 2014 at 3:15 PM UTC
Samantha Fox
Was a panther
In a previous life
As well as an ox.
Not to mention
The wife of a
17th century cobbler
On the outskirts
Of Gillingham.
Which is unusual
As those who remember
Past incarnations
Are usually the wives
Of Heads of Nations
Or helped build pyramids.
Actually said Samantha
I forgot to mention
I was also the transistor
In Euclid's protractor.
Can you get anachronisticer?
Oh reincarnation
The rebirthing
Mother of invention.
Apr 25, 2014
Apr 25, 2014 at 3:12 PM UTC
Captain Marryat's chariot
Was hijacked by Judas Iscariot
But with the aid of a lariat
He got it back.
Apr 25, 2014
Apr 25, 2014 at 3:08 PM UTC