#dahl
Oompa Loompa doompety doo,
I've got another puzzle for you:
Oompa Loompa doompety dee,
If you are wise, you'll listen to me.
What do you get when you stare at your phone
For hours a day aloof and alone?
Plenty of friends I assure you it's not:
'Twill be the only friend you've got,
And it does
And it does
And it does
And it does
And it does
And it does
And it does
And it does
And it doesn't have a soul!
Oompa Loompa doompety da,
If you're not greedy, you will go far.
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do!
Dec 11, 2025
Dec 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM UTC
Shel Silverstein and Roald Dahl
Live just down the hall
From each other
Somewhere in my mind
'Cause these ***** old men
Are known to have penned
Many favorite kid books of mine
But they also worked blue
And wrote more than a few
Naughty songs, novels and rhymes
They stayed true to their style
They'd go the extra mile
Their smut's guaranteed to blow minds!
May 18, 2021
May 18, 2021 at 8:38 PM UTC
Here come the confectionary clouds
Packed like powdered sugar
And
They
Drizzle
All
Over
Her
Hankering
Hungry
Heart
Little quicksilver has
A bit of a sweet tooth
And grubby hands well into
A box of Quality Street
Oct 11, 2020
Oct 11, 2020 at 11:12 AM UTC
See with glittering eyes
That's what Roald said
Jul 1, 2020
Jul 1, 2020 at 7:25 PM UTC
eating the ****** weapon and
wearing the fur.
i have nothing to say so i ramble,
and think about what i should buy you for christmas
and how ill give it to you without
tripping the wires
you keep around me
Dec 22, 2017
Dec 22, 2017 at 1:15 AM UTC