O! Bake me a cake of your lovely 
   sweet ****
And I'll eat it, savouring every bite
How I'd love to collapse my face right 
   into it....

That throne upon which she sits
The sheer arrogance magnificence of 
   it.

O! I've been up her hills
And down her valleys
But I ain't ever seen anything
Like her two cheeky Charlies.

O! I love their lazy swagger
Would love them served to me on a 
   platter.

Her wonderful pert and Queenly 
   bottom
Her splendid imperious behind.

So you can keep your views on 
   Donald Trump
And fundamentalist religion
Me! All I want are thoughts of you
And your beautiful curvaceous 
   bottom.