#culinary
There once was a man from Mauritius
Whose canine was toothy and vicious:
It once bit the hand
That was feeding it and
It considered the flavor delicious.
Jan 23
Jan 23, 2026 at 10:28 PM UTC
There once was a rosy tomato
Who fell for a russet potato,
And, coming together
In unusual weather,
They created a baby topato.
May 18, 2025
May 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM UTC
There once was a man from Montana
Whose favoritest butter was canna:
He'd spread it on hotcakes
(Which made of them potcakes),
And add some sliced up banana.
Feb 25, 2025
Feb 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM UTC
There once was a woman from Seoul
Who swallowed an octopus whole:
It swam in her belly
With fishes of jelly,
Then plopped in a porcelain bowl.
Mar 15, 2025
Mar 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM UTC
There once was from Tilbury Town
A king in a Burger King crown:
The king was neurotic,
Paranoid and despotic:
His kingdom came crumbling down.
Mar 8, 2025
Mar 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM UTC
There once was a man of Pangaea
Who had an unlucky idea:
He ate a strange shroom
And then laid in his tomb,
Having died from insane diarrhea.
Mar 4, 2025
Mar 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM UTC
How doth the little chupacabra
Improve his lizard scales.
Abracadabra and candelabra,
He showers when it hails.
His favorite thing to do is eat:
His favorite food is goat.
Salut, salut et bon appètit,
His favorite part's the throat.
Females, the locus of his focus,
Attract him and repel him.
Harum scarum and hocus pocus,
They scorn him when they smell him.
Jul 31, 2024
Jul 31, 2024 at 9:49 AM UTC
Rrrrrrramən
n°○°●•○●•dles
are °•●○dləs
and ○°•●dles
of n●°○•dləs,
●○°•○•●°dles.
Jul 28, 2024
Jul 28, 2024 at 9:12 PM UTC
Mystery Meat
You'll find it sometimes
in what you eat.
What it is, you might ask?
It's Mystery Meat!
Smells kinda weird,
and looks just like ****
I don't want a dollop.
No, not even a scoop.
I don't even want it in Mystery Soup.
Apr 22, 2023
Apr 22, 2023 at 10:29 AM UTC
Cook King
Cooking is my yoga
It’s so transcending
When I’m in my kitchen
I am a cook king
When I’m cooking
I sing, dance and whistle
I’m always in my element
Cooking in my castle
Peeling, chopping
A sprinkle and a stir
It’s the rhythm of my realm
Palate and scents confer
When I’m cooking
I’m one happy man
I love feeding my kingdom
With plenty for the clan
Cooking came natural
Born within my bones
I’m always in the kitchen
More than on my throne
By: Bill MacEachern
Dec 30, 2018
Dec 30, 2018 at 5:58 AM UTC
By: Reuben Paredes
New, menus for you to taste,
Eating, every meal without any haste,
With, tender love of serving,
Zeal, of memories that is never ending,
Entice, your appetite until you craze,
Awaits, for the main course that you will praise,
Love, the dessert that makes you crave,
Acquit, yourself in the guilt you have,
Never, let anyone take a chance for you to grab,
Different, sensation tickles you to nab.
Dec 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017 at 10:51 PM UTC
By: Reuben Paredes
Make, a snack of tortilla wrap,
Enchiladas, a sauce that put on top,
X, example of food mouth drip,
In, churros a pastry chocolate dip,
Coat, in sugar until it reach the lip,
Overly, delicious recipe you can’t skip.
Dec 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017 at 10:51 PM UTC
By: Reuben Paredes
I falling in love eating,
Tomatoes use in garnishing,
And drinking,
Lemon that is refreshing,
Yet, the dishes are rewarding.
Dec 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017 at 10:50 PM UTC
Crossroads (Spoken Word- Freestyle-Dramatics)
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== Crossroads ==
by
SassyJ
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Complexities we create
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Feb 12, 2016
Feb 12, 2016 at 10:47 AM UTC
Give 'em a try, and feel the rush!
Virility and skittish flight
Are pent up in their potent taste—
Like a billion bunnies in a bite!
^ ^
Feb 25, 2015
Feb 25, 2015 at 4:22 PM UTC
In culinary art, honey is my medium and my muse,
And two orange slices compose two butterfly wings.
Every piece I make is eaten
With equal joy as a painting brings.
My canvas is rose red with strands of white
And when I paint, I use the spices:
Turmeric, oregano, chili, and old bay.
I use them on a salmon caught by a friend yesterday.
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 8:23 PM UTC