#cryptids
Skinwalkers walk the earth to-night.
Skinwalkers walk; some trip and fall.
The Skinwalker Moon is blood-red-bright—
Skinwalkers walk to the Skinwalker Ball.
Until the Skinwalker Moon appears
They make their toilette and take their repose.
Skinwalkers live on human fears
And heads and hearts and fingers and toes.
If it happens the sun is shining bright
You would say they were waiting for night to fall:
They are resting and saving themselves to be right
For the Skinwalker Moon and the Skinwalker Ball.
Mar 2
Mar 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM UTC
Big
Bigfoot's
Big feet
Big smell
Big sweet.
Big ****
Big life
Big love
Big wife.
Jul 25, 2025
Jul 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM UTC
How doth the little chupacabra
Improve his lizard scales.
Abracadabra and candelabra,
He showers when it hails.
His favorite thing to do is eat:
His favorite food is goat.
Salut, salut et bon appètit,
His favorite part's the throat.
Females, the locus of his focus,
Attract him and repel him.
Harum scarum and hocus pocus,
They scorn him when they smell him.
Jul 31, 2024
Jul 31, 2024 at 9:49 AM UTC
talk can grow some legs
it starts to walk around
it starts hatching rotten eggs
and babies lay on the ground
then they stand up
they start eating each other
they can't find baby daddy
so they all eat their mother
before they starve to death
some walkers start to see
they are riding daddy's back
they could eat all day for free
Sep 11, 2021
Sep 11, 2021 at 5:07 PM UTC
watch america self destruct the movie part 2 (only available in txt version}
the players - you choose but you still won't know(god's cut only)
as Jesus -
Jesus - 2/1
White Jesus 1/1
Weird looking Jesus 100/1
Robin Williams 2/1
****** - 2/1
Bigfoot - 2/1
Trump - 2/1
Biden - 2/1
Henry Winkler - 2/1
any billionaire - void
as the false prophet
Jesus - 2/1
White Jesus 1/1
Weird looking Jesus 100/1
Robin Williams 2/1
****** - 2/1
Bigfoot - 2/1
Trump - 2/1
Biden - 2/1
Henry Winkler - 2/1
any evangelic - 1/100
dollar bill - 2/1
any billionaire 1/100
as God
Dave Chappelle - 1/50
Jesus - 2/1
White Jesus 1/1
Weird looking Jesus 100/1
Robin Williams 2/1
****** - 2/1
Bigfoot - 2/1
Trump - 2/1
Biden - 2/1
Henry Winkler - 2/1
any billionaire - void
as Beast(s)
all cryptids
flying monkeys
lizard people
android devices
apple devices
Sep 5, 2021
Sep 5, 2021 at 11:06 PM UTC