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Donald Trump’s on trial - the first of many. It’s a cold feeling, being judged - with your future held in the balance (Ok, that sounded SO much like college life). We all hope for greatness, I believe. As kids, we see ourselves winning Wimbledon, or standing on the gold medal podium at the olympics. Donald Trump was a controversial president I think that’s fair to say - some saw greatness, others - not so much - but I think Mr. Trump has what it takes to be a great prisoner. First, he’ll eat practically anything and he’s used to both paying for *** and working with criminals. I think he’ll have greatness ****** upon him. . . songs for this: Secrets (Your Fire) by Magdalena Bay POSE by MICHELLE Hi-Fidelity by Lava La Rue Leave it on the Dance Floor by Hope Tala
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Apr 19, 2024
Apr 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM UTC
greatness
You wanted me to be your brother To be a part of your extended family I believed you Since you seemed sincere enough And got along well with most people Thanks to your lively nature And the dedication you seemed to show As far as your work was concerned I was in awe Of the way you managed your life Juggling work and studies every single day And yet managing to keep a smile on your face I should have got an inkling That there was something amiss However, thanks to my ignorance Induced by my autism And because you played your part so well I never got to see your true colours Until it was almost too late You wanted me to be your brother And I was indeed a good brother I was always there for you But never did I imagine That you would take advantage of me In such a callous and audacious manner When you had that rather painful shoe bite I took care of you Even though my other colleagues advised me against it But you were never truly grateful In fact, you kept your distance And came up with a silly sob story To prevent me from interacting with you at office I should have realised by then What kind of a person you really were Then again, I was woefully naive And only wanted you to be happy Even if it killed me from inside You wanted me to be your brother Well, I did my part But you never did yours When I first started helping you financially I was doing it because I truly cared about you And had a strong belief That you would repay your dues eventually Once again, like always I was horribly wrong You came up with story after story And I kept believing you Thanks to my incredibly credulous nature And thus ended up draining my own bank balance You wanted me to be your brother Except that, instead of being your brother I ended up being your sugar daddy But then, like my mother said later I was in a trance And thus became your ATM I have to admit, though That you were a really good actress Modulating your voice To a mere shadow of what it usually would be In order to induce me to believe That you were suffering from blood infection Just one out of hundreds of lies That came out of your pathetic mouth You wanted me to be your brother Except that a true sister does not lie or cheat That too, not once Not twice Not even thrice But a thousand times You have absolutely no idea How you've ruined my life And brought distress to my family As well as a very close friend of mine Through your utterly despicable actions You wanted me to be your brother And it was the biggest mistake of my life To take you seriously You even had the nerve To make me travel for 16 km In the hot sun Right in the middle of summer In order to meet you Just so that I could keep trusting you Or rather, keep getting fooled by your lies and half-truths You wanted me to be your brother But you lied to me all the time And cheated me of my entire savings After all that you've done You still have the nerve To beg for my sympathy You are a disgrace to women In fact, a disgrace to the entire human race Even ISIS is far more worth sympathising with Than you will ever be!! Well, I would have ideally wanted you to suffer In the most painful manner possible But I need you to return all that you took I don't care how you do it Do it, and we can go our own separate ways I can forget that you exist, and vice-versa But until you do it I will always be your biggest nightmare In this entire planet When I am good, I am very good But when I am bad, I am the worst So, you had better watch out My so-called sister
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Dec 28, 2022
Dec 28, 2022 at 11:10 PM UTC
You Wanted Me To Be Your Brother
You wanted me to be your brother To be a part of your extended family I believed you Since you seemed sincere enough And got along well with most people Thanks to your lively nature And the dedication you seemed to show As far as your work was concerned I was in awe Of the way you managed your life Juggling work and studies every single day And yet managing to keep a smile on your face I should have got an inkling That there was something amiss However, thanks to my ignorance Induced by my autism And because you played your part so well I never got to see your true colours Until it was almost too late You wanted me to be your brother And I was indeed a good brother I was always there for you But never did I imagine That you would take advantage of me In such a callous and audacious manner When you had that rather painful shoe bite I took care of you Even though my other colleagues advised me against it But you were never truly grateful In fact, you kept your distance And came up with a silly sob story To prevent me from interacting with you at office I should have realised by then What kind of a person you really were Then again, I was woefully naive And only wanted you to be happy Even if it killed me from inside You wanted me to be your brother Well, I did my part But you never did yours When I first started helping you financially I was doing it because I truly cared about you And had a strong belief That you would repay your dues eventually Once again, like always I was horribly wrong You came up with story after story And I kept believing you Thanks to my incredibly credulous nature And thus ended up draining my own bank balance You wanted me to be your brother Except that, instead of being your brother I ended up being your sugar daddy But then, like my mother said later I was in a trance And thus became your ATM I have to admit, though That you were a really good actress Modulating your voice To a mere shadow of what it usually would be In order to induce me to believe That you were suffering from blood infection Just one out of hundreds of lies That came out of your pathetic mouth You wanted me to be your brother Except that a true sister does not lie or cheat That too, not once Not twice Not even thrice But a thousand times You have absolutely no idea How you've ruined my life And brought distress to my family As well as a very close friend of mine Through your utterly despicable actions You wanted me to be your brother And it was the biggest mistake of my life To take you seriously You even had the nerve To make me travel for 16 km In the hot sun Right in the middle of summer In order to meet you Just so that I could keep trusting you Or rather, keep getting fooled by your lies and half-truths You wanted me to be your brother But you lied to me all the time And cheated me of my entire savings After all that you've done You still have the nerve To beg for my sympathy You are a disgrace to women In fact, a disgrace to the entire human race Even ISIS is far more worth sympathising with Than you will ever be!! Well, I would have ideally wanted you to suffer In the most painful manner possible But I need you to return all that you took I don't care how you do it Do it, and we can go our own separate ways I can forget that you exist, and vice-versa But until you do it I will always be your biggest nightmare In this entire planet When I am good, I am very good But when I am bad, I am the worst So, you had better watch out My so-called sister
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Little Po’ Beep was fast asleep When poverty came and found her; She never quite saw The Republican laws Crash all her hopes around her. The Beep's favorite daughter Felt that she oughta Be able to salvage a bit Of the life she had Before things went mad And went reeling to hell from the hit. Little Po’ Beep felt the cost was too steep For taking a nap when she’s tired. She truly believed At least a few of the thieves Needed to be indicted and fired. She would gladly affect A wring of the neck Of the jerks in Washington who ground her Like so much cheap meat Starving dogs wouldn’t eat No help from the dumb peers around her. Little Po’ Beep wished she could learn Some way she could turn The slick words from Congress against them. She’d take all their assets And kick them where they sat Then show them some tar and some feathers. She’d set up a rail Outside of the jail And ride them from town in bad weather.
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Jul 21, 2018
Jul 21, 2018 at 7:35 AM UTC
A RHYME ABOUT A CRIME
Little Po’ Beep was fast asleep When poverty came and found her; She never quite saw The Republican laws Crash all her hopes around her. The Beep's favorite daughter Felt that she oughta Be able to salvage a bit Of the life she had Before things went mad And went reeling to hell from the hit. Little Po’ Beep felt the cost was too steep For taking a nap when she’s tired. She truly believed At least a few of the thieves Needed to be indicted and fired. She would gladly affect A wring of the neck Of the jerks in Washington who ground her Like so much cheap meat Starving dogs wouldn’t eat No help from the dumb peers around her. Little Po’ Beep wished she could learn Some way she could turn The slick words from Congress against them. She’d take all their assets And kick them where they sat Then show them some tar and some feathers. She’d set up a rail Outside of the jail And ride them from town in bad weather.
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Jul 21, 2018
Jul 21, 2018 at 6:58 AM UTC
LITTLE PO' BEEP
A song of mad men, many bad men Sung to sad men, to remind or warn That trusting can be dangerous to you Because, sometimes, Goliath gets shorn. We have to pay attention to our heroes If they are zeroes we can be misled Thinking they were something good With nothing good inside their heads. It’s amazing how many villains exist And are powerless to resist being bad; Who’ll rob you and cheat you, and love To really enjoy the pain you have had. They roam like packs of wolves prowl And will tear you up if they only could. So, it’s good to remain ever vigilant And not be the baby lost in the wood. They’ve taken over our government Despite what the mad men have said And with their total lack of sentiment It’s like the night of the living dead. The people who could stop it did not. It happened quick, while we were asleep Now we’re stuck with what they’ve brought We fallen from the top of the moral heap. So this is a sad song, of what once was And what it seems it’s soon to become. Many citizens were rebels without a cause And most of those were terminally dumb. They believed change would be good When we were doing especially well Now those deluded heads of solid wood Have created for us all a scary kind of hell.
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May 17, 2018
May 17, 2018 at 8:47 PM UTC
A SONG
(This is by no means an attempt at poetry. It is, instead, a piece of satire.) Making Adultery Great Again Make America Groan Aloud Making Americans Greedy ******** Male American Grandiosity Association Many Americans Grabbing ***** Mediocrity Actually Grows Annually Men Acting Grossly Asinine Masculinity And Grossness Amalgamated Meanness And Greed Acceptability Megalomaniacs Abrogating Government Accountability Mostly ******** Getting Aggressive Masking All Government Aggression Miserable Atrocious GOP ***** Mad Animals Getting Angry Making America Grow Antisocial. Misanthropic Association Gutting America Mistaking Accuracy, Growing Artless Misery Accompanies GOP Analyses. Misquoting Anybody Gains Approval. Misspelling Anything Good Anytime. Magic Ain’t Gonna Appear Maybe All GOP Avoid Meanness And Gouging Anytime Money And Greed Always
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May 12, 2018
May 12, 2018 at 9:12 PM UTC
MAGA: WHAT IT OFTEN MEANS
They gave themselves raises And the best insurance around. They’re taking down medicare To leave us on fallow ground. They stole from Social Security Then called it an entitlement And plan to steal it all from us And call it good management. Pull up your heads And look around. They’re stealing everything Even the soil in the ground. Speak up loudly Like you never did before. Only offshore bank accounts Will tell the honest score. We’re all in trouble, people And too few of us believe This is the time to throw them out And not a time for us to grieve. Doing nothing is how we got here Crooks have us by the throats. We need to be angry Rottweilers Instead of a herd of lazy goats. Pull up your heads And look around. They’re stealing everything Even the soil in the ground. Speak up loudly Like you never did before. Only offshore bank accounts Will tell the honest score.
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May 10, 2018
May 10, 2018 at 6:07 PM UTC
U.S. CONGRESS, 2018
We heard there are poor people with money And as Republicans, we don’t find that funny. At first we thought it was a horrible joke They’re supposed to be broke. A kind of liberal poke. We’re the elite, the complete package. The blue ribbon, the absolute cream. Don’t say we’re not or we’ll scream. We know we’re right Because we’re white. So, dance the Republican Mambo We’re the real Americans by Jingo! Just like Billy Rose’s Jumbo We dominate the dance floor But that is what we live for. We mow down opposition like Rambo. Don’t question us again Just send your money in Get paper and pen quickly And send money to the RNC! Yes, we let a few of the other kind in But only when we have to now and then. They are exceptions of note Designed to get the vote. They’re each a Judas goat, And they speak by rote. Darwin said it well, even though he’s a fake Survival of the fittest means we can take Everything and everyone we may see And knock them to their knees; Grind them up mercilessly! We get everything we see. So, dance the Republican Mambo We’re the real Americans by Jingo! Just like Billy Rose’s Jumbo We dominate the dance floor But that is what we live for. We mow down opposition like Rambo. Don’t question us again Just send your money in Get paper and pen quickly And send money to the RNC!
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Apr 15, 2018
Apr 15, 2018 at 2:05 PM UTC
THE REPUBLICAN MAMBO
We’re the rebels they call rabble They want us all to be quiet They bluster and they babble Then they publicly deny it. Representatives, an easy question: Who do you represent, which faction? You seem to have a lot of nerve To insist that you protect and serve! You want our money to campaign Then leave us standing in the rain. You grant yourselves a frequent raise And pat your own backs with praise. We could ask who you think you’ll fool But, this is a nation of brain-dead tools. At least half the country does not vote Which leaves our case with a sour note. But that leaves half who do believe! It’s for the Constitution we grieve. Your oath of office had you swear To work for us, represent and care. We’re the rebels they call rabble They want us all to be quiet They bluster and they babble Then they publicly deny it. So, it remains to us to care and feel; To be the infamous squeaky wheel And call to the public’s lazy attention Crimes you commit and fail to mention. We point it out when you lie and steal That the promises you made aren’t real. We remind our brothers, the working slob, That all you do in office is keep your job. Getting into office, your number one priority For that you must ignore all the minorities Only mentioning them in campaign speeches. Then continue on being high-paid leeches. Nobody in your party will call you out Just collect your money from the touts And when you retire just leave the rubble And demand the populace call you “Honorable”. We’re the rebels they call rabble They want us all to be quiet They bluster and they babble Then they publicly deny it.
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Apr 14, 2018
Apr 14, 2018 at 2:58 PM UTC
REBEL RABBLE
We’re the rebels they call rabble They want us all to be quiet They bluster and they babble Then they publicly deny it. Representatives, an easy question: Who do you represent, which faction? You seem to have a lot of nerve To insist that you protect and serve! You want our money to campaign Then leave us standing in the rain. You grant yourselves a frequent raise And pat your own backs with praise. We could ask who you think you’ll fool But, this is a nation of brain-dead tools. At least half the country does not vote Which leaves our case with a sour note. But that leaves half who do believe! It’s for the Constitution we grieve. Your oath of office had you swear To work for us, represent and care. We’re the rebels they call rabble They want us all to be quiet They bluster and they babble Then they publicly deny it. So, it remains to us to care and feel; To be the infamous squeaky wheel And call to the public’s lazy attention Crimes you commit and fail to mention. We point it out when you lie and steal That the promises you made aren’t real. We remind our brothers, the working slob, That all you do in office is keep your job. Getting into office, your number one priority For that you must ignore all the minorities Only mentioning them in campaign speeches. Then continue on being high-paid leeches. Nobody in your party will call you out Just collect your money from the touts And when you retire just leave the rubble And demand the populace call you “Honorable”. We’re the rebels they call rabble They want us all to be quiet They bluster and they babble Then they publicly deny it.
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Wimps, whiners and data miners. All gathered here together. Crooks, embezzlers and free ***** guzzlers And hookers dressed in leather. Lying, cheating and some **** beating And even some ****** games. Walls at borders and restraining orders And finding others to blame. Cheaters, beaters and lying pig-men Trying their best to succeed In the race for worst ******* of them all. One more ripoff is all they need. Blaming, shaming and gerrymandering Doing their best to become Millionaires, billionaires, zillionaires Ruling absolutely over the dumb. Mewling, puking and crying out loud Losing stolen funds they invested. Society defeafened from applause and hurrahs When the lot of them are arrested. Ripping, tearing their thousand dollar suits; Begging their thousand year old God. They’re the twenty first century Washington batch Of Wynken, Blynken and Nod.
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Mar 22, 2018
Mar 22, 2018 at 3:04 PM UTC
BELTWAY NURSERY RHYME
Lily White lives in an apartment castle Because mansions are a such a hassle. He doesn’t need a chauffeur or a car And he likes things the way they are. But Lily White turns out has ambition And won’t confine himself to his kitchen Or the gold faucets of his gaudy john. No, he has plans he is insisting on. He wants to be the king of the land Make everything his and splendidly grand, Well, at least in his ridiculous opinion But isn’t that ambition’s definition? As much as it gripes him to enlist aid (He knows that means they must be paid), He gathered around himself a few; A set of seven J.O.R.F.s that would do. Do, in this case, means what he may dictate Whether or not it’s an ethical mandate Because they are members on a mission From the American J.O.R.F. coalition. The name is an acronym, in gold ink; When spelled out is for **** Off Rat Finks And they set about hiding behind the tails Of Lily White, thinking they can’t be jailed. With the disgusting plans made and done It’s almost like they used a golden gun To mow down the rights of the many And fear began that we wouldn’t have any. But, Lily White is a liar and a greedy *** It is our job to see that they all get some Tar and some feathers and a rail to ride To a federal prison with them all inside.
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Mar 6, 2018
Mar 6, 2018 at 5:09 PM UTC
LILY WHITE AND THE SEVEN J.O.R.F.S
It was an awful time In a regime of crime; Of robber barons who Increased the taxes to Barricade their homes And set thieves to roam So they could all carve The poor and let them starve. The poor, so sick and dull, Felt they were being pulled Between half-truths and lies That were all disguised As the loving benefactions And the word of some god From ancient lost times Imported from The Land Of Odd. It was a scary times of idols With feet of pond slime who Confused the people and Took their civil rights too And stole their pensions And their insurance away; Would not protect them No matter what folks would say. The poor, so sick and dull, Felt they were being pulled Between half-truths and lies That were all disguised As the loving benefactions And the word of some god From ancient lost times Imported from The Land Of Odd. It was a horrible time here When leaders didn’t lead Or see to what those who Had elected them might need. The stupid poor watched as The nation slowly eroded away. What a sad tale of a sad land. The land is us and it was just yesterday. It was an awful time In a regime of crime; Of robber barons who Increased the taxes to Barricade their homes And set thieves to roam So they could all carve The poor and let them starve.
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Mar 5, 2018
Mar 5, 2018 at 9:16 PM UTC
THE LAND OF ODD
Hinky Jinky, Stinky Pinky The One Percent will play. Squirrely Shirley Hurly Burly In the full light of day. Hop them, bop them; You can’t stop them. They’re never going away. Crying, trying, always lying, They count on your ignorance. Hinky Jinky, Stinky Pinky Wham bam, thank you man. Daffy, laffy, slappy happy. What’s the hap? What’s the plan? Cooked books, buncha crooks. Loosie, goosey, where’s the noosey? Flakey, fakey, jump in the lakey. Take and take, oil of snake, How much of this can good people take? Scream and shout, let it all out Stick it, we’ll show up and picket You’ll try to trick it, we’ll buy you a ticket On a rail, feathered, or off to jail. Subliminal criminals, sentences too minimal We’ll feel best if you and the rest must Sell your houses and cars from behind bars.
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Feb 24, 2018
Feb 24, 2018 at 2:26 PM UTC
HOPSCOTCH CHANT
They didn’t take our rights, We let them. They didn’t steal our taxes, We let them. They didn’t jigger the laws, We helped them. They didn’t become bigots, They always were. They didn’t change into crooks, They always were. They didn’t take our birthrights, We surrendered them. They didn’t arrest criminals, They arrested us. They didn’t starve bad guys, They starved children. They didn’t steal our Social Security, They stole all of our security. They didn’t cancel our insurance, They gave it to themselves. They didn’t refuse to raise our wages, They raised their own. They didn’t just criminalize us, They deified themselves.
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Jan 31, 2018
Jan 31, 2018 at 1:35 PM UTC
OUR LEADERS
Hokum, poke ‘em Fill ‘em full of lies. Hokus pokus, Tricking the unwise! Hinkum dinkum, Hear the trickster shout! Joke seen; smokescreen, Never will find out! Two, four, six, eight Stand up and holler If you think Republican’ts Should wear a shock collar. Every time they bark a lie They get it in the neck. Maybe then the Democrats Could fix the D.C. wreck. Olly, olly, oxen fee They’ll hang us from the Liberty Tree. Huff and puff and blow them off What a perfect thing to see. If you want to hurt them I’m sure it would be funny If every time they lie They loose most of their money. Let’s all shout it together Neener, neener, neener! Check the Congressional ledger, The Republicrooks of today? None were ever meaner. Isn’t it time we tell them Nanny, nanny, boo boo? After all, there’s no debate They stuck us all in doodoo.
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Jan 20, 2018
Jan 20, 2018 at 2:23 PM UTC
HOKUM POKE'EM
It wasn’t log ago in our history We had Presidents we could see And seeing them didn’t make us puke Or think of dying from an incoming nuke. Recently our country was a symbol Of freedom and hope for the planet. Now too many people hear America And, red in the face, say ****** The crooks hide behind The Capitol Hill wall. What the people want Is nothing to them at all. Two, four, six, eight! Who shall we eliminate? Those who fill their own pockets greedily; And always kiss the *** of Big Corporate, While they cheat and steal and lie constantly We know how much each Congressman makes We know it’s too much, but certainly not millions. So come come they get so **** rich in office And can magically turn thousands into billions? We know something has gone badly wrong But decade after decade we just ignore it. The facts are out there for our scorecards If we would only sit and simply score it. Yes, we know they keep moving the posts And change how we must play the game. But if we let them cheat us and rob us Holding a gun to our heads is almost the same. The crooks hide behind The Capitol Hill wall. What the people want Is nothing to them at all. It seems like some think this is Old England And we have our own impervious royalty. Well, there is only so far this should go And rightly call it by the name of loyalty. After a point we are just being dunces Who bend over and beg them to kick us again. Anyone else who did that would anger us. But that’s what happens when we listen to spin.
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Jan 17, 2018
Jan 17, 2018 at 7:00 PM UTC
REVEILLE
It wasn’t log ago in our history We had Presidents we could see And seeing them didn’t make us puke Or think of dying from an incoming nuke. Recently our country was a symbol Of freedom and hope for the planet. Now too many people hear America And, red in the face, say ****** The crooks hide behind The Capitol Hill wall. What the people want Is nothing to them at all. Two, four, six, eight! Who shall we eliminate? Those who fill their own pockets greedily; And always kiss the *** of Big Corporate, While they cheat and steal and lie constantly We know how much each Congressman makes We know it’s too much, but certainly not millions. So come come they get so **** rich in office And can magically turn thousands into billions? We know something has gone badly wrong But decade after decade we just ignore it. The facts are out there for our scorecards If we would only sit and simply score it. Yes, we know they keep moving the posts And change how we must play the game. But if we let them cheat us and rob us Holding a gun to our heads is almost the same. The crooks hide behind The Capitol Hill wall. What the people want Is nothing to them at all. It seems like some think this is Old England And we have our own impervious royalty. Well, there is only so far this should go And rightly call it by the name of loyalty. After a point we are just being dunces Who bend over and beg them to kick us again. Anyone else who did that would anger us. But that’s what happens when we listen to spin.
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With more dreams than dreamers; Too many hopes that could not be, Too many ways the evil schemers Could erase the future we might see. There were millions stealing hope From all the people everywhere. There were even more of the people Who sat silently and did not care. That is the way the holocaust came Not from starving people without hope. The people were the richest ever Not a multitude on a slippery slope. We all had our toys and pleasures; Some less and the chosen had more. Technologically we were moving Into a future we could explore. There was no reason for us to fail, To turn on each other screaming hate. We almost had a perfect nation. We cry and hope it is not too late. We had begun to fix the problems And corporations became afraid. They would lose control of us all And all the progress we had made. So, they bought a gang of thugs, Paid them well to win their seats. They knew they could change the laws. The rest of us would know defeat, Because they counted on the lazy And the uninformed to buy their lies. That’s the way the ending happens. The greedy ****** off the wise. The evil leaders speak in circles And say the bad things are good. The good things are disparaged They would jail us if they could. The cloak it all in Bible guises Claiming they are fixing things. Some of us can see the truth here; They try to make a throne for a king.
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Jan 14, 2018
Jan 14, 2018 at 1:04 PM UTC
DARK AGES 2018
I used to be an avid libertarian Now I am a vocal egalitarian. I see that Republicans are Rehearsing to acclaim a Tsar, Contemptuous of anything agrarian. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can anybody ask of me!” My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can be asked of me!” My peers are **** near useless bubbleheads. On voting day, three quarters stayed in bed. They play a dumb political game Saying both sides are the same And let our country drown in the watershed. Some rail and rightly blame the establishment As if they understood what that really meant; They know the country’s out of hand But somehow they don’t understand The folks they voted in are to our detriment. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said.
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Jan 1, 2018
Jan 1, 2018 at 3:10 AM UTC
BLOWING TAPS
I used to be an avid libertarian Now I am a vocal egalitarian. I see that Republicans are Rehearsing to acclaim a Tsar, Contemptuous of anything agrarian. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can anybody ask of me!” My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can be asked of me!” My peers are **** near useless bubbleheads. On voting day, three quarters stayed in bed. They play a dumb political game Saying both sides are the same And let our country drown in the watershed. Some rail and rightly blame the establishment As if they understood what that really meant; They know the country’s out of hand But somehow they don’t understand The folks they voted in are to our detriment. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said.
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The Congressional wag GOPs Spend most of their time on their knees Their favorite repast Is the kissing of *** Just like the ****** in DC. Republicans surrendered their shame They just call it by some other name. They see their sad schism As patriotism And point to Obama to blame. The Senator from Old Virginia Just loves shoving it in ya. At every election Bigots bow to his ******** And let that Old Turtle come skin ya. Republicans are making it clear As we come to the end of this year Their regime is a mess But they couldn’t care less They ***** us with no trace of fear. The guy now on top is a fake GOP worked overtime to make. The cheating and lies Support the unwise And hide all the money they take. Our leadership now is misnamed. Ignoring the people is their game. They go golf a few rounds And throw us to the hounds Then set the Constitution aflame.
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Dec 31, 2017
Dec 31, 2017 at 12:49 PM UTC
LIBERAL LIMERICK
I am more than a tiny bit surprised At just how deeply ****** off I am. I feel used and abused so strongly As if I fell for some complicated scam. The issue is that I never fell for it Not for a single, half-witted moment. I never asked for, and worked very hard To avoid the backlash from this foment. I shared, and wrote and poeticized it; This deep disgust and abject fear That we would witness an apocalypse At the end of this **** frightening year. I feel like the four horsemen, together Have run right over my screaming body And left a puppet government in place That is at once illegal, evil and shoddy. The country that has boasted for years That we are the home of the free and brave Has been battered with bigotry so badly I fear there may be precious little to save. People are being programmed out of life With nothing like human rights remaining. They are ******* on us all, my friends And want us all to believe it is raining. We have totally untrained people set up With their hands on the buttons of war. We have people heading up our ministries. That don’t know what their agencies are for. They make it obvious that they hate us If we can’t give them a few million bucks. That means all that free and brave stuff Is gone for now and we’re all out of luck. Our leaders sell counterfeit-Rolexy laws On a national unprecedented scale. And then they plan to increase the taxes So, they get more from each and every sale. And sadly what it means is that we are Too few of us are really worth our salt. We’ve sold our souls to human devils And this disaster is completely our fault.
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Dec 30, 2017
Dec 30, 2017 at 8:37 PM UTC
DIOGENES 2017
I am more than a tiny bit surprised At just how deeply ****** off I am. I feel used and abused so strongly As if I fell for some complicated scam. The issue is that I never fell for it Not for a single, half-witted moment. I never asked for, and worked very hard To avoid the backlash from this foment. I shared, and wrote and poeticized it; This deep disgust and abject fear That we would witness an apocalypse At the end of this **** frightening year. I feel like the four horsemen, together Have run right over my screaming body And left a puppet government in place That is at once illegal, evil and shoddy. The country that has boasted for years That we are the home of the free and brave Has been battered with bigotry so badly I fear there may be precious little to save. People are being programmed out of life With nothing like human rights remaining. They are ******* on us all, my friends And want us all to believe it is raining. We have totally untrained people set up With their hands on the buttons of war. We have people heading up our ministries. That don’t know what their agencies are for. They make it obvious that they hate us If we can’t give them a few million bucks. That means all that free and brave stuff Is gone for now and we’re all out of luck. Our leaders sell counterfeit-Rolexy laws On a national unprecedented scale. And then they plan to increase the taxes So, they get more from each and every sale. And sadly what it means is that we are Too few of us are really worth our salt. We’ve sold our souls to human devils And this disaster is completely our fault.
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I used to be an avid libertarian Now I am a vocal egalitarian. I see that Republicans are Rehearsing to acclaim a Tsar, Contemptuous of anything agrarian. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can anybody ask of me!” My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can be asked of me!” My peers are **** near useless bubbleheads. On voting day, three quarters stayed in bed. They play a dumb political game Saying both sides are the same And let our country drown in the watershed. Some rail and rightly blame the establishment As if they understood what that really meant; They know the country’s out of hand But somehow they don’t understand The folks they voted in are to our detriment. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said.
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Dec 2, 2017
Dec 2, 2017 at 6:11 PM UTC
BLOWING TAPS
I used to be an avid libertarian Now I am a vocal egalitarian. I see that Republicans are Rehearsing to acclaim a Tsar, Contemptuous of anything agrarian. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can anybody ask of me!” My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said. The USA is not a pure democracy, The only thing pure here is hypocrisy. Voters sit on their hands And applaud the brass bands Saying, ”What else can be asked of me!” My peers are **** near useless bubbleheads. On voting day, three quarters stayed in bed. They play a dumb political game Saying both sides are the same And let our country drown in the watershed. Some rail and rightly blame the establishment As if they understood what that really meant; They know the country’s out of hand But somehow they don’t understand The folks they voted in are to our detriment. My peers are equally divided bubbleheads Half of their brain cells completely dead. Their parents taught them so little That they are caught in the middle They believe each word their crazy leader said.
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A roster of rotten rogues and rascals Rapscallions and self-righteous racketeers. Wrapped themselves in the American Flag, Like Wicked Witches of the West in drag. Not a whit of statesmanship in the bunch. Hearts as black as coal, I have a hunch. If we go by behavior, the devil is alive; Queen bees who hate the workers in the hive. 
They started with genocide of all those here, Native Americans before the whites drew near. They kept it up by importing a million black folks They owned and ***** and made up ugly jokes. In time they treated Irish and Italians the same. Let them come here and then played a sick game. Promises to those, the non-Europeans, were not kept. They heaped them with bias while good Christians slept. It has been going on forever since antiquity. They make our fine country a den of iniquity; When not operating from a sense of disdain They run their show on hatred, death and pain. They claim they work for the people, but Most of the people can tell what is really what. Distressingly disgusting, diabolically divisive They do their best when citizens are permissive. In time they decided monopolies were great. They let those with money put up the gates And charge those with little to pass through To get food, water, places to live. Not new. Old country villainy was given a new face And soon only a few creeps owned the place. They cheated and swindled and laughed at those Who starved, rebelled and fought and died. Rich children splurged on geegaws far and wide. Soon the list of enemies grew in the mansions, They included over half of regular American citizens: Blacks women and poor people were told shut up. There was not enough nectar to put into their cups. Gays, agnostics and atheists were treated as if They were the living minions of the Christian devil Liberals and objections to conservatives called evil. Anyone who had issues to the gathering of massive wealth Was treated as a criminal who wanted to steal their wealth. The self-righteous racketeers bought newspapers and lies All created to be swallowed whole by the lazy and unwise Who could not see that they bought and sold more crooks That got into office and wrote evil laws into the books. This is not a new game, in this computerized info age. This is an ancient costume covering up the old outrage. It only takes for most of us to stand by and not protest When leaders lie, and cheat and steal and call it a jest.
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Nov 22, 2017
Nov 22, 2017 at 8:54 PM UTC
SELF-RIGHTEOUS RACKETEERS
A roster of rotten rogues and rascals Rapscallions and self-righteous racketeers. Wrapped themselves in the American Flag, Like Wicked Witches of the West in drag. Not a whit of statesmanship in the bunch. Hearts as black as coal, I have a hunch. If we go by behavior, the devil is alive; Queen bees who hate the workers in the hive. 
They started with genocide of all those here, Native Americans before the whites drew near. They kept it up by importing a million black folks They owned and ***** and made up ugly jokes. In time they treated Irish and Italians the same. Let them come here and then played a sick game. Promises to those, the non-Europeans, were not kept. They heaped them with bias while good Christians slept. It has been going on forever since antiquity. They make our fine country a den of iniquity; When not operating from a sense of disdain They run their show on hatred, death and pain. They claim they work for the people, but Most of the people can tell what is really what. Distressingly disgusting, diabolically divisive They do their best when citizens are permissive. In time they decided monopolies were great. They let those with money put up the gates And charge those with little to pass through To get food, water, places to live. Not new. Old country villainy was given a new face And soon only a few creeps owned the place. They cheated and swindled and laughed at those Who starved, rebelled and fought and died. Rich children splurged on geegaws far and wide. Soon the list of enemies grew in the mansions, They included over half of regular American citizens: Blacks women and poor people were told shut up. There was not enough nectar to put into their cups. Gays, agnostics and atheists were treated as if They were the living minions of the Christian devil Liberals and objections to conservatives called evil. Anyone who had issues to the gathering of massive wealth Was treated as a criminal who wanted to steal their wealth. The self-righteous racketeers bought newspapers and lies All created to be swallowed whole by the lazy and unwise Who could not see that they bought and sold more crooks That got into office and wrote evil laws into the books. This is not a new game, in this computerized info age. This is an ancient costume covering up the old outrage. It only takes for most of us to stand by and not protest When leaders lie, and cheat and steal and call it a jest.
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Platitudinous, pusillanimous, Pulchritudinous, posterior Poseur, postulating pus bag Posing as plenipotentatious President POTUS, posturesome Proudly putting paws on ******* Publicly preposterous woosie Pretending propriety: a putz. Eternal egregious eccentricity, Endless empathy-less publicity, Effectively inbalming ethnicity Eviscerates any essential nobility Excluding even existential energies Of expectations of excellence Instead enacting evolution-free Economical inimical extortion. Hourly horror holler hate, Both houses holding hotheads And hundreds of houris Honoring honor-free hopes Hesitation-free horrible haste Hosing hope and helpmeets Who have inherited helplessness From heartless halfwit hoydens. Boisterous ***** and boors Beat beauty and belief badly But beg and bawl for bounty Bathing in bastardy and blood But beyond bowing to betters Banquets and bowers of berks Badly bent beyond blessing, They’re best boxed for burying.
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Nov 12, 2017
Nov 12, 2017 at 6:00 PM UTC
ALLITERATIVE ASSHOLERY
I’ve got a bone to pick with you, Jesus! Why’d you let all those liars get elected? Why do you let them collect their bribes And cheat people they should’ve protected? They’re poisoned by fame And they’re invoking your name. They’re robbing the poor. What is all this praying for? A lot of crazy people claim you, Jesus When they scream out hate and bile. Where are the thunderbolts and plagues? We have needed them for quite awhile. Do we need another major flood now That wipes out Washington D. C.? Maybe that might wake the Republicans? Maybe not, We’d have to wait and see. They’re poisoned by fame And they’re invoking your name. They’re robbing the poor. What is all this praying for? I hear you’re coming back someday To teach the sinners why and how. Is there any tiny possibility at all That you could manage that about now? There are people that loudly claim You heal people just by their prayers. Could you open up sone free clinics ? We’ve got poor sick people to spare. They’re poisoned by fame And they’re invoking your name. They’re robbing the poor. What is all this praying for? And could you repeat that stuff, Jesus About the eye of a needle and the rich? I think the RNC convention would be A perfect place to publish that pitch. Mainly, Jesus, there’s stuff going on That seems to be horribly unholy. So, it is about time you spoke right up. I mean, gosh almighty and holy moley!
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Nov 8, 2017
Nov 8, 2017 at 9:06 PM UTC
I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH JESUS
AssembleD to dissemble Congregated to prevaricate Misleading all misdeeds Associates to discriminate When nobles are ignoble And hit us with a low ball That baits and switches And then laughs at us all Applauding each other And singing their own praises Then giving themselves huge Unconscionably large raises It means we have lost sight Of the hows and the whys; That we are being defeated By the Tower Of Lies. Misleading all misdeeds Associates to discriminate Assembled to dissemble Congregated to prevaricate A subterfuge centrifuge Spinning out stories for dunces; Fables and mythology For addicts to mystery Fools playing wild hunches, This is Vegas for the mad A sad Monte Carlo atmosphere Worsening every year. An oven for a coven, A sick secretive collective, Of selected dark intentions; This is no place for the wise. Never unseated or defeated Those in the Tower Of Lies Assembled to dissemble Congregated to prevaricate Misleading all misdeeds Associates to discriminate
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Oct 11, 2017
Oct 11, 2017 at 12:54 PM UTC
THE TOWER OF LIES