#commode
I went to my bathroom, to drop a ***** load
but I couldn't seal the deal
the toilet was occupied, by the toad, in my commode
I told my family, beware, and keep it stowed
we're going to have to deal with
the giant toad, in our commode
I grabbed a plastic bag, adhering to the manly code
ensnaring the reptilian invader
the humongous toad, in our porcelain, commode
Rushing to the front door, and expelling in panic mode
out upon the perfect yard, and freshly mow'd lawn
the ginormous toad
is now, toadally
finally, forever
gone
Aug 7, 2017
Aug 7, 2017 at 10:05 AM UTC
Know your old
when
the lid's down
on the
commode
OR
Know why men **** while standing up?
because they can ;D
Jan 31, 2018
Jan 31, 2018 at 12:35 PM UTC