#commandments
The minaret sticks
accusingly in our house --
its shadow finger.
Apr 15, 2024
Apr 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM UTC
Teaching religion.
First lesson: unbelievers --
do not belong here.
Dec 6, 2023
Dec 6, 2023 at 3:12 AM UTC
Grandpa is so strict:
storms never thunder, because --
swearing isn't allowed.
May 15, 2023
May 15, 2023 at 3:51 AM UTC
First it needs to be noted that the REAL commandments, the set of
ten, come after these in the bible, but for purpose of mockery, I shall use the popular version instead.
1.Thou shalt have no other gods before me.(except for drugs, alcohol, your job and TV.)
2.Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image(except a Jesus magnet, Holy mother Mary and a picture of Moses for a magnet on a fridge.)
3.Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain(except when you're having *** or hitting your head or having vaginal pain)
4.Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.(Do I need to say anything, in America it seems, the thing that is sacred- money only.)
5.Honour thy father and thy mother(except if you want to do drugs, **** and party even harder.)
6.Thou shalt not kill(That ones easy, you can hire someone who will)
7.Thou shalt not commit adultery(But that loli across the street makes this list a mockery)
8.Thou shalt not steal(except from people who can't defend themselves and you need their oil, for real.)
9.Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour(except if she's an evil witch a Muslim or a traitor.)
10.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house,
thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife(No, you'll just mimic his behavior in order to have a richer life.)
Now, I'm not a man believing, but it seems these lost their meaning,
Somwhere in between the Moses climbing,
Up Sinai and later finding,
The Lord has changed his mind a bit,
And he's made a brand new list.
Apr 7, 2019
Apr 7, 2019 at 12:10 AM UTC
I have sinned
and the commandments are you.
As your order is to be not loved by me
and to be loved by you.
Feb 25, 2019
Feb 25, 2019 at 1:36 AM UTC
A sense of lonely covers my soul, like the darkest ebony amongst the snow.
The feeling of sadness and pain fills my heart, as I bare witness to evil tearing us apart.
So many obstacles stand in the way, my only hope is to bow my head and pray.
Though it's written in the Bible ,in which I believe to be true.
The children will turn on each other and their parents too.
Yet though hath commandments written in the stone.
Thought shall respect thy father and thy mother, no matter if you are grown.
How am I to accept this , the children I carried to life now turn their back against me.
How can one command yet give warning just the opposite of the way the end shall be..
There is no greater pain other than when a mother gives birth , but for when her only children no not their mothers worth.
©KimE2018
Aug 29, 2018
Aug 29, 2018 at 3:37 AM UTC
This is a window on the world,
Written by a once time girl,
Guidelines for chicks and men,
A new set of commandments,
Take these for what they're meant,
Be yourself, all chicks and dudes,
Let it all go, we learn in life's long school,
Act the way you want to feel,
You can pretend smiles, which are real,
Do it now, procrastinate later,
Ignore distractions, they're to bait ya!
Lighten up, think of funnies,
Do stuff, even if you don't need money,
Be polite, stay in touch, friends old and new,
Be kind, not exploited, all of you,
Less is more of things to do......
New commandments from me to you!
May 20, 2016
May 20, 2016 at 4:11 AM UTC
Thou shallt always chase thy inspiration,
lest ye inexorably rot in bored stagnation.
Mar 16, 2016
Mar 16, 2016 at 6:49 PM UTC
When people exclaim, "Well, holy Moses!"
I find it funny. The guy drinks doses
Heroic of wine and loves his boys
Like Pee-wee Herman loves his toys!
O.O
Oct 14, 2015
Oct 14, 2015 at 6:07 PM UTC
Once we're on the slippery slope,
With assisted suicide,
That's when the sick people,
Have nowhere left to hide,
Now that the clock is ticking,
Where will it all stop,
Next is the old folk,
We'll chop them till they drop,
Down Syndrome men and women,
Elderly, infirm who can tell,
Doctors must authorise,
Shipman did that well,
Then there's the druggies,
We'll have to use a rope,
Injection would be stupid,
Like giving them more dope,
They'll not be the last,
The unemployed are next,
They'll not be sent a letter,
We'll do it all by text,
Get them all lined up,
We'll do them one by one,
Give them the death injection,
Nowhere left for them to run,
The fat ones need to go,
Costing too much cash,
Eating too much food,
Use a knife to slash,
If your neighbour's a bit different,
You know, a bit like that,
Take out your weapon,
And stab him in the heart,
Clear the jails out,
The place if your a crook,
If we need more killers,
It's the very place to look,
Dignitas will be redundant,
We'll **** them all in house,
It'll be good business,
Shooting them just like grouse,
Forget about the smokers,
Assisted suicide's not their game,
With their lungs and breath failing,
They're dying just the same,
Life is so **** precious,
Killing's against God's law,
Commandment number six,
One of ten we shouldn't withdraw.
Aug 2, 2015
Aug 2, 2015 at 1:53 PM UTC
*1) Your eyes killed me without mercy
2) Your lips made me an addict
3) My heart keeps gossiping about you all the time
4) Since I saw you, I forgot the rest
5) You stole my heart and hid it
6) You merged with my soul and I don't know who I am anymore
7) You occupy my imagination all the time
9) You jailed me waiting for your answer
10) You teared my eyes when they thought they were not going to see you again
Your sins are forgiven if you say* ...
"I love you"
Dec 7, 2014
Dec 7, 2014 at 6:13 PM UTC