#comical
after a nice bento meal
and leaving cares behind
to fling about my dreams....
well, nature called and
inspiration followed.
May 6
May 6, 2026 at 8:41 PM UTC
i laid down on the railroad tracks,
hoping for God to finish me.
as the rain came pouring,
the thunder came rolling,
i wished the sun was over me.
but her warmth didn't come,
her cold breath came instead.
the snow settled all over me.
finally i could hear the engine,
i close my eyes.
oh Lord is it over for me?
but the end never came -
has He spared me?
i raised my head over the railroad tracks,
i see the demolition team.
turns out
the train don't come through,
here no more.
poor, poor, pitiful me.
Jan 7
Jan 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM UTC
Note: My Silly Writing
The Alligator and
the Crocodile,
They haven't seen each other
in quite a while,
When times were easy, and
Life was greater,
the last the croc said:
See you later Alligator,
and the Last Gator replied
with glee in his eyes,
after a while crocodile,
as they both realized,
It's been a while and
It's been quite a minute,
Since The last time they spoke, and
when the times
have been Splendid!!
It's time that we part,
It's been a while crocodile,
I'll see you later alligator, and
Let's not make it a whole!!!
B.R.
Date: 2/5/2025
Feb 5, 2025
Feb 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM UTC
We are like bread.
Bread has three irreversible modes:
dough, bread, and toast.
many things in life, if not
everything in life
have many different forms.
we are all in the different stages of bread
and yet
we criticise and judge ourselves
for moving and changing
and needing a new environment.
The suitable storage for dough
differs vastly to the suitable storage
for bread
and yet
we do not mock it
but facilitate it.
We could learn a thing or two
from bread.
Oct 25, 2024
Oct 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM UTC
Hello hello,
Welcome to the show
Good luck getting through the impossible to get through MO
One long typo
A hypocritical, defeatist manifesto
More stupid than ******
Misplaced gusto,
SUP BRO?!
Possible becomes unreachable then unthinkable
Undeniable failure is sure to follow
First name familiar with the mental hospital
A revolving door install
Biggest chart right up toward the front of the file being that it's alphabetical
A tragic life, only ironically comical
Spine stained yellow
Same as the teeth, thanks Marlboro
A nose incased in a thick brown crust on the face, smack dab in the middle
Cornered with a dunce cap and a little bit of spittle
Condition has always been critical
I do take it personal
Can't show, can't let them know it hurts even a little
A forgettable imbecile with a needless purpose and a fleeting soul
Held accountable but it's not balanced or rational
Equal? I guess maybe, but not equal to anything favorable
Decent into madness unavoidable
Some of you are only here for the spectacle
Swerling around the bottom of the toilet bowl
Forced sabbatical
Out of sight, out of mind so I've band all travel
Departure and arrival
Business and commercial
An attempt at better has been abysmal
Wouldn't have made it past the pilot if it were a show
You would just know it was shiit though from the overflow
"You've made your choice" but not by choice, it's never that simple
©2024
Jan 31, 2024
Jan 31, 2024 at 6:35 PM UTC
We will charge harder
Yes sir!
We will strike when it is cold
Yes sir!
Let's go by night
Yes sir!
Prepare the feeryboats and other vessels
Yes sir!
Send them West at once
Yes sir!
Charge our men forward
Yes sir!
Eliminate thy enemies
Yes sir!
Crucify their men to the cross
Yes sir!
Their women
Bring spoils from the merry
Yes sir!
Gold
Your dignity of war
Yes sir!
What's with the yes sir?
Yes sir!
Incompetency tthou keep under thy bossom
Yes sir!
Are you sure you can lead,
Thy men to battle?
Yes sir!
What's with the yes sir?
Yes sir!
Colnel!
Yes sir!
Thou look less serious
Yes sir!
Go forth and disseminate thy rivals
Yes sir!
Go now!
Yes sir!
Go!
Yes sir!
What are thou waiting for?
Yes sir!
Written Tosan Oluwakemi Thompson
Nov 20, 2020
Nov 20, 2020 at 7:05 AM UTC
At every sunrise
I open my eyes and think
"Not this **** again"
Oct 27, 2020
Oct 27, 2020 at 7:05 PM UTC
Life's comical creations,
No lack of variation,
People destined to be ******
Falling with no where to land,
People blessed with ignorance,
No pleas for indifference,
Only bliss and fantasy,
In a world of agony...
Oct 26, 2020
Oct 26, 2020 at 10:48 PM UTC
There's a man whose snoring next to me.
He's not my husband or my man.
But he is still there, snoring next to me.
Where did he come from, I wonder where.
He breathes in and out, soft sounds next to me.
The windows closed, he didn't come in through there.
Twitches his arm and leg right next to me
What a weird night, for a snoring man
To appear as I wake, just right next to me.
Bizarre!! Bizarre! I do say bizarre!
The sleeping man still next to me
Where do I go, what do I do?
With the snoring man right next to me.
Aug 28, 2020
Aug 28, 2020 at 10:38 AM UTC
I once had a chance to be happy,
But just like a babe with full *****
I soiled it myself,
Then ruined my health,
And now I feel awfully ******
Jul 18, 2019
Jul 18, 2019 at 8:58 AM UTC
Truly yours today
Were open
Hearts divide
Each-Door Hide/Decide
Pray you don't slip on
The marble floor
Tomorrow_ the greeting
Heart to heart_ rain pour
Lady Madonna there's
the door
Let's pray to the
sparrow
Her pencil skirt
London Bridges tomorrow
Her note Goddess yellow
The narrow streets
The good fellows
"He Kisses" the ground you
pray on to pay the pied piper
Etsy Ms. Betsy wiggly feet
"Forget Me Not"
Today future Estate plot
It pays to have a good
heart to nurture
Her hourglass
Figure to capture
He's the one shot glass
He prays and passes
Faces so still-life she plays
Blinks those eyelashes
Man and Wife deeds
Those worried beads
Beef Jerky London
pubs perky
those, cute labs,
Rub a dub dub
Money and man in the
Cafe-Hub____?
We thought love stays
forever what a
comical gig never
Pay for a hug
To love her today
every day truer
Today the past
tomorrow the sky bluer
What will I borrow?
Today we pray at
the Temple
Big one_ of_ a_ kind
people
Two kinds like twins
From yesterday sins
Just pray look at the
stray just another prey
Payday today is gone
Deal is done
On her I phone
he's gone
The wed day today
How time passed
Its own entire way
Let me know
Feb 1, 2019
Feb 1, 2019 at 12:02 PM UTC
E Enter In Out EIO
E-IE-I-O the O- the outcome
Playing some Banjo giggly
*Words are getting wiggly
Like everlasting Jello**
The Old/ New Heaven?Hell
Meet the best
transformation
Absolutely
It's in our duty
Takes effort modern-times
Instagram pictures of Mcdonald
Don't bend yourself
out of shape over hot buns
Hunters bite of the hamburger
Amazing shapes of the Planet
to enter
Don't live like the pretender
Your the pilot absolutely laughing
to the end of the wing
Catching fresh air telling some dirt
Not everything is a
Pink champagne Riot
EIEIO Airplane he raised this pilot
Blue sky absolutely
looking too hard
People are starting to look strange
B-S Be Sweet I know what
you thought words get rearranged
What bull one boy to
have a coke with a smoke with
Is this the way it should be
Bye Bye Birdie Ann Margarita
Is this what life is about
*He salutes to my absolutely
knock out dress**
Inside of his head, he's
looking mighty fine
**Drinking Absolute *****
When its truly mine
Silk ties or Paisley Ties
Crazy love absolutely
Time traveler talker
Who is your caretaker
The burden to carry on
Girls want to have fun
Homemaker proud baker
Be on time yes absolutely
After I know what
happen before
One day I will find out
what this is all about
All ones or against none
Mr. Sexter in the City
The forever not to marry one
She's the absolute solitaire player
He's the homebody head ringer
Cut face band-aid
The band's and singers
Newsstands Jazz step swingers
American Bandstand
The time is hand full such corruption
**No freedom what happen for the
Love of God Kingdom*
Absolute insane asylum of maids
Absolutely I agree its hard
enough for one
E for entering I- I Phone OH!
Out of your mind
Get out I absolutely don't
need you in
the best time of my life
Chose your words wisely
Absolutely solemnly swear
Something is not
Kosher my Dear
We love to carry on
Not to carry someone over the
threshold do what you're told
Get up sleepy head you will
be late for school
Old Mcdonald EIEIO
E Exception I want that
E-Everything I Immaculate
O- Out of money
What *******
He's banging his drumsticks
You're the Oz good witch
Making more room with
your broomstick
She is absolutely the
spitting image of
her "Mom Mega babe'
clicker
So many Odd Moms
On speed racing for time
Coffee moms Business Moms
She is absolutely the prettiest
Mom I came across
Absolutely rarely do you see
Hollywood Housewife acting
like Moms
Her skirt got the heat like
A-Absolute what a cute "City Cat"
meeting the cat____________??
"From Hell ringing the Liberty Bell"
A haystack don't turn your back
You absolutely got into his heat
Rekindled by the barn cat
How dogs and cats may
be disobedient
But we love them for
who they are
Even if they look
like their masters
We are born like that
The artist absolutely
Graphically lined
Of the absolutely cool
deviant defined
She had lines of a lifetime
in her pleats
He didn't make his bed
wrinkled sheets
French bulldog has
more manners
Then his master
Hey Buster
Board signs on your body
But we all have to
make a living
So it's fading like an
Antique Queen malevolent
jewels
Too bright hurting
my eyes shining
Do you trust her or him
Expectations are getting slim
Losing time your gold trim
The double-breasted dress you
hear a *Robin bird symphony
**You're the absolute epiphany
Going and tumbling back to
be single eating a triple
decker sandwich***
Hey Mate?
Absolute Divine Date*
She is absolutely beyond herself
**Never known a love to
be absolutely right**
Were human or our beliefs fire out
Evidentially taking a flight
Make it the best fight you ever had
Writing an article we hours
of the morning smile and
tell the world
What you need to say
is as real as your heart will ever feel
We learn from the best the
spiritual journey
here's to a healthy meal
The Newsweek more moments
to remember absolutely our best times
TheBird's eyeabsolutely so precisely
the eye for E-I-E-I let's catch up to O
Any mystery making history
Jane Eyre
Life leads us on the "Empty
"Sad Doorway"
Make it a "Jumpy Glad on a Clear Day"
It's absolutely lovely to see forever
Moreover, the rainbow don't worry
Make it heavenly birds
Absolutely our time is precious
have it your way**
Absolute genius the
best cattle
Hot Moon lady from Venus
Aug 4, 2018
Aug 4, 2018 at 8:40 AM UTC
The fire was black, today.
Ignited with the blood
of a man
who's someone else.
After it died
the coals danced purple
and snickered into
the nothingness.
Wind blew pears off
a tree
causing them to
fall sporadically
atop a shed's metal roof;
acting as the
night's percussion instruments.
The man pondered
the fragility of human life
and of applesauce.
Jun 26, 2018
Jun 26, 2018 at 3:27 PM UTC
Another Mother,
please
don't bother
The Bird buddy
such anger
management
for the human,
we are____
((Free birds))
Locked the
Queen Parliament
All humans\//
are the caged ones
(Tweets) fanatically
insane feet
Bird Fever
twiddle dee___*
her satin sheets
(fiddle me)
Mr. Brando bird can see??
Bird front
breasted docks
Cardinal Pope
flocks of Coo
Moo clocks
Commando Crumbs
Crows feet heavy
metal big bro beat
Angry tears of a clown
The tweet's on twitter
Rap brother
Big! brother Nomad
named Conrad_______?
The kiss it never
felt like this
(Ann Margaritas))
Polly crackers
and French Brie
Terrible two
tweets/ angry-fits
All she does is sit
High flight buns
poppy seeds
I'm a free bird.
Please, no cages
Holy **** wages.
Conrad Birdie
the
army got
you now.
Diamonds
bird created
Rubies
Billy Crystal
bye, birdie.
Got stuffy
Pyshco bird
shower but___
She eats like a bird
zombie pantry.
Those breadcrumbs
4 seasons
Bird feet seedy
The Gordon Fisherman
Starfish in her girdle;
Angry dogs of beagles
Jewish Bagels from
Brooklyn cream
cheese and lox
What a bird **** puddle.
That security guard he
pecks and nibble
The bicycle she still
peddles at Peddlers
A whole bird village
Pa. Ha Ha
Papas and the mamas
There slowing me down
turtles imagine
me and you I do.
I think about you every
Rooftop twittering
I need a lighter
No birdy littering
Wheres my bird waiter
Dorothy Rainbow
lorikeet
Brother, we
don't need to
escalate
Robin Red Breast
The Ladybirds braveheart
Solomon Island
movie part
The Rainbow
Lorikeet
She swept him off
another tweet
Down to the rainforest
Purple Prince
looked at her feet
girls so bitter
Her coffee
Freely and lightly
He went over to her
and said
Your coffee is
for the birds' sweetie
She said tweet tweet
You'll never be my bird
Angry is the word
May 18, 2018
May 18, 2018 at 8:03 PM UTC
Another heart for her,
Love Doves
summer rules her
weather
The winter door locked
Don't bother the others
Bird buddy parody
He can't go
*****
Artsy daisy
for the human,
we are____
((Free birds))
Locked Dove keys
Someone got lazy
Forst Hills Queen's
Chastity Lock by her clock
All humans the champions
the caged ones
(Tweets) fanatically
insane feet
Her Flamingo sheets
The rain in Spain
Bird front near the docks
Cardinal Pope stay mainly
flocks of angry birds
Of the plain
Feathered brain
flew South on the
Chattanooga train
He's gone with
the Scarlet wind
Angry chicken neck
Angry tears of a clown
The tweet's on twitter
angry singer
Rap brother
Big! brother
named the champions_______?
Ballerina steps
group Queen
Bird at the least
she naps
Polly Pigeon toes
He hooknose nest
Please, no cages
and her bird
**** wages.
Conrad birdie Hootie
****** in
Springtime attention.
Ancient times mythical
keys and hot
heavenly seeds
Jewish Bagels Canarsie
Brooklyn cream
cheese and lox
What a bird **** puddle.
That security guard Big Bird
Sesame Street all John's
imagine
The bird beats Abby road
What bird crap to
kiss a toad
Wheres my bird waiter
Key West alligators
Robin Red Breast
Solomon fantasy Island
No man no God
Word is the (God) bird
He flew me hard
Running like a chicken
without a bird head
The rainforest
looked at her feet
Please the lock
Dove keys
Her coffee
Bird Bed breakfast
Stay leave the seeds
Blueberry Blue Jay
He went over
to her
and said
Your coffee is
for the birds' just pay
She flew her big nest
She locked his keys
Those bird prayers
really work
she is here to stay
May 18, 2018
May 18, 2018 at 5:10 PM UTC
How come you
dance so___ good
Don't do a Tina Turner
Table dance on me
Whats love got to do
with fads
Never know what you
had_____
Fads Like P-op-Sugar
Lads Like Laptop- sister
Austrian lads
Alice-y Mads
A spoon full
of sugar
helps her
meds go
down
Jewels 4 Julie in the
most delightful
way
Dogs named
Andrews those
honey cashews
She pops
crackle Rice
crispies
For her Nephews
Over-sugared curfew
Julia Roberts her
business flew
Perk up (Pretty Women)
Not!! first class?
Money VIP Pass
Cafe hot and
boiling
His temper bad
habits spoiling
You cannot buy
a girl
off with
((Pricetags))
The ending
with no
friends so sad
Beginning
Sugar is your
poison that depends
No, I love you
Valentine cards
No hello and regards
Go Cincinnati
Rock and Roll
Hall of Fane_____*
Fads **** and Jane
spots her men
Her engraved
hands classical
Vivaldi opera
Pops with Pavarotti
To the love wall
Sweet Sardi
Please no
Godfather Gotti
The Godmother
tutti fruity
Or Sardinia
Miami Beach
Pop bikini's
Come together
words Beatles
I want to hold your
____?
Talking heads
Caramelly popcorn
Christmas ghost past
Talking to herself
Will this love
ever last
Like a hard toffee
She could soften
any hallway
Harvard Men
Freshman
Chewing fad
of spearmint
Gum
No etiquette
Men of bourbon
Spicy sweets
Ladies festive
turbans
Hotel tons of sweets
At the Marriott
Sweet Brandy doll
Marionette
Raw or
Angel equal
brown sugar
The finest of crepe
Suzette like a sequel
May 17, 2018
May 17, 2018 at 3:09 PM UTC
No time for having
withdrawals____
All friendship
click
Lets
Click-bank it
Gratitude
so thanks
Just mail it
My mind
chocolate
clustered
Wounded
like a
bullet_______
Postcard
Like
E- Allen Poe
related
Polluted by
Naked Gun
My heart was
fully loaded
"My Psyche"
Glossinidae so
****** "Red"
Women Wartime
she knits
Wildflowers
in her bed
He was more
worried
about the
postcard
Split Banana
personality
Plain Monkey
***
Crazy on Sunday
Sundae's
on Fridays
Yes we have no
bananas
Postcards laid
T-L-C cared for
cabana
But Gina
Loco?
Crazy bridge
Lollobrigida
Postcards
Just
Like Lazy
Susans
Georgiana
Or Brianna
Bella Bella
Leaving notes
with few
good men
Nicholsons
Nicole with
her Kidman
Construction
hard paper
Snip here
Pulled into his
psyche
All cliche's
The fondue
French talk
face to face
Jack snapped
beanstalk
In front, words
fingered
Her words
of roue'
Catch up with
Ketchup
Pretty but Petty
petticoats
"Billy Goats"
Titanic ships
Beguiled
by
him
Cottage home
bacon bits
of
Salad postcards
from
Egypt
The holy land of
Mohammid
Dancing like an
Egyptian
Rumi
of all
Gods
in vain
Your so
vain I betcha
you think
the
postcards
about ya
"Psyche Monday"
Coming to grips
(Girl Friday)
versus
(Man Friday)
with his lips,
The Postcard
postpartum
depression
((What Moves))
on my hips
Strawberry
jam and
my biscuit
"His Girl Scout"
recruit
Being pursued
shortcake
So ironed
longed for
Postcards
floating
through
"Spa dream"
Highlighted_____*
Crazy in love
hallucinating
being flirtatious
Oneself
But she doubted
therefore
My psyche
wanted more
(Danger=Hunger)
after you
Darling
Civil war
Loves don't finally
meet someone
They are in each other
all the time-----
Double crossed-Star*
Trying to pass the bar
Fair lady or the
distinguished
Gentleman
"Aircraft"
Postcards came with
ownership
Bombs stay funds
So Psyche
The future
Be smart
"Smartphone"
Like a rope and
silvered computer
links
The chain- chain gang
The train blue-skying
Crazy skywriting
A strange device
(UFO) now BOO
requiem in a dream
Royal lips
A plus postcard
Deeply within
The hundred's
of lovers tongue
Going once but twice,
The Postman stamps
psychic
"Auction house
My postcard
Peanuts and
Charmed by Charlie
Brown
The Tarot elephant
pants
Double talk Parrot
Superbowl
the postcard
intellectual
"Hallucination Beware"
Strong accusation to
compare
An app "Activation"
Star Wars may the force
be with you one and
only card
British fine tea guards
The love red tip
matches
The new
postcard
the
new black
Mary Mack
Stamped and
smacked
Smashbox eyes
like crazy lunatic
(Dora Explorer)
New Orleans
Nasty stickers
Richness of bourbon
Sweet Caroline
Graphic art turban
8 sides
of the moon*
Such
consequences?
My hair
ponytailed
You mailed
words short
Styled pixieish
Dots.....crazy points
Oh! Gosh
The
Hoarder
of
postcards
Crazy Gorilla
Mozilla
"Queen of Sheba"
I rather walk my
Shiba Inu doggy
Miss baby jane shoes
French connection my
La Femme
Oh La La
Haha
Funnybone
I refuse to be
loved like
a postcard
Self-assurance
love is frozen
and stamina
Postcards back
in the future
((Wonder all drama))
Psyche ward she got
hammered
Stacks of postcard
Her wrist got cut
Cold cuts
Irish Spring soap
VIP Postcards RIP
Replacing her hip
Her crazy lips kissed
the postcard
her bodyguard
Those maneaters
and deadly hitters
Mega babes babysitters
To be so loved and read
Postcards speak to us
listen
Glisten
Crazy ***** is in
The innie or outy
Paper towels Minny
Mouse
She cleans up
her postcards
When the postman rings
twice
Pass it on
Has it troubled you
papercut you
Was this postcard
meeting
your card
expectation
All you?
May 3, 2018
May 3, 2018 at 4:26 PM UTC
After writing like this for many years
As a poet-try
You cannot help but grow a good bit
Like a poet-tree
Apr 10, 2017
Apr 10, 2017 at 8:23 PM UTC
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
A ball of gas or so we think
A solar system gone extinct
Twinkle twinkle little star
I'll go drink then drive my car
Feb 28, 2017
Feb 28, 2017 at 2:14 PM UTC
She was a hard eight!
Okay maybe a seven.
Six point five lowest!
Jan 24, 2017
Jan 24, 2017 at 3:26 PM UTC
****** broke last week
Why does it hurt when I ***
Thank You Zithromax
Sep 29, 2016
Sep 29, 2016 at 7:54 PM UTC
**** that ***** is thick....
that's a big *** Labrador Retriever.....*
Aug 3, 2016
Aug 3, 2016 at 9:19 PM UTC
Eliot York,
I want you to read this,
Quite stark,
This queer query is.
I wonder oh I wonder,
Just why it is called so,
Why is it so named?
Why is it named Hell O'Poetry,
When the Heaven O'Poetry it is?
Such a paradoxical name it has,
Contrary to its reality the name is,
We enjoy every bit on this Heaven.
Feb 19, 2016
Feb 19, 2016 at 3:08 AM UTC
I’m just an emoji filled love letter,
Sending myself to my lover.
I’m just a picture of romance screen-shotted off the Internet.
Sending myself to my lover.
I’m just a flip-phone in love with an iPhone.
I push my buttons many times,
And I myself become the perfect poem.
So I send myself to my lover.
And all I get back is:
“New number. Who’s this?”
Feb 18, 2016
Feb 18, 2016 at 9:59 PM UTC