#comeup
1. Be depressed
2. Realize nobody cares about you
3. Change that ********
4. Do something amazing that makes people love/fear you
5. Get rich and/or famous doing it
6. Write a book about the struggle
7. Get a movie deal
8. Retire way too young (or die way too young for maximum infamy)
9. Remain Famous For Being Famous
Oct 23, 2014
Oct 23, 2014 at 3:27 PM UTC