There once was from Whoville a who
Who pretended the Grinch was her boo:
     She said she would please him
     But only would tease him
Till his grassy green Grinch-balls turned blue.

A Who Who

I am Miss Kendra
The **** tease

And with my hands
I aim to please

I'll squeeze your ****
Just for fun

I'll even let you
Rub your *****
Against my ***

In the park
I blew 
A studly guy
Just for fun

But never 
Ever
Do I allow
Men to ***

They groan and moan
Until their ***** ache

But letting them ******
No, "For goodness sake!"
No spurting of cream
Will be allowed

 I am a tease queen
And I humbly take a bow