#cleanyourroom
you must clean your room everyday
before you go to bed
because what do you think would happen
if you decided to wake up dead?
your mother would be in a tizzy
and your dad would be getting the brunt
your sister would be screaming
"why would he pull such a stunt?"
the funeral home would be calling
wanting to talk about the huge bill
and just a couple of questions
like did you have a living will?
they'd have to go in your bedroom
to see what they could find
rummaging through your messes
your dear mother would lose her mind
there would be a whole lot of crying
and the sense of impending doom
none of this would have happened
if you had just cleaned your room
so listen to what Maw Maw tells you
you can take it directly to the bank
so **** in that quivering bottom lip
you know I'm gonna give it a yank
I hope you learned a lesson today
on how to keep a tidy little room
if I see it ***** again
I'm gonna tan your hide with my broom
Jun 3, 2016
Jun 3, 2016 at 4:09 PM UTC