#clarihew
1.
Donald John Trump
Just sits on his ****
As his deplorables feast
On whatever he tweets
2.
Donald John Trump
Is wicked and plump
But not nice and fat
Just more an ******
3.
Donald John Trump
Has a **** that's a stump
Women won't take him to bed
So he grabs their ******* instead
4.
Donald John Trump
Owns a golden sewage pump
Except it can't keep pace
With all the **** from his face
5.
Donald John Trump
Is a cancerous lump
On America's nose
That really must go
6.
Donald John Trump
Never gets a fist bump
His hands are so small
We can't find them at all
7.
Donald John Trump
Is a foul putrid clump
Who makes us quite sick
Bragging about the size of his ****
8.
Donald John Trump
Really likes to ****
Women without their consent
And he'll never repent
9.
Donald John Trump
Is a mean old grump
Who tells people they're stupid
But we know who the fool is
10.
Donald John Trump
It'd be best if he jumped
From the top of his tower
Since he's always so glower
11.
Donald John Trump
Is a dim witted chump
Whose head is quite large
Though Russia put him charge
12.
Donald John Trump
Likes to take a dump
On hookers while snorting blow
Many people are saying so
13.
Donald John Trump
Is in a terrible slump
He can't even enjoy his throne
Because the press won't leave him alone
14.
Donald John Trump
Only wants to flump
In a chair with women kneeling
After a long hard day of stealing
15.
Donald John Trump
His voice makes a crump
Like the sound of an engine
Or last breath of a dying pigeon
16.
Donald John Trump
Would never date a frump
Just nines and tens
Preferably ones who're quite dim
17.
Donald John Trump
Has just a cold swampy sump
But unlike humans no heart in his chest
He still says it's the best
18.
Donald John Trump
Is a clownish orange schlump
Who said he'd make America great
But just stoked up a lot of hate
19.
Donald John Trump
Always gives a nasty thump
To anyone who disagrees
Or gives facts to counter lies he believes
Jan 25, 2017
Jan 25, 2017 at 12:03 PM UTC