#chupacabra
Out corner of my eye
it sauntered slowly past
not large and nonthreatening
my mouth agape, aghast
I'd heard the neighbors talk
they said it lived round here
a creature made of myth
but hardly worthy, fear
I figure it a coyote
mixed with mangy cur
grey in patches fur-less
a squirrelly saboteur
More the pity felt
no pack or companion
a lonely silent hunter
down in Chupacabra
Canyon
Feb 12, 2018
Feb 12, 2018 at 7:55 AM UTC
How doth the little chupacabra
Improve his lizard scales.
Abracadabra and candelabra,
He showers when it hails.
His favorite thing to do is eat:
His favorite food is goat.
Salut, salut et bon appètit,
His favorite part's the throat.
Females, the locus of his focus,
Attract him and repel him.
Harum scarum and hocus pocus,
They scorn him when they smell him.
Jul 31, 2024
Jul 31, 2024 at 9:49 AM UTC