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I want her too much But............................. I'm just a good dude I always support her Ya............................... I'm one of her fool's I've had enough Well...................... I'm up to my neck As much as I try Sadly................... I cannot connect It's time to move on Slam!!!..................... My heart is a door I'll love her forever But........................... Just not any more.
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Dec 5, 2019
Dec 5, 2019 at 7:30 AM UTC
Dark Fairy Tales
Have you never told the truth Even in your untrustworthy youth? Did ever make a habit of saying what you mean? You’re the biggest fake and loser many have ever seen. When you look into the mirror, what is it you see? Can you tell how far you’ve fallen from humanity? You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine. You make up crap so fast you can’t keep track. So much sounds like it came out of the other crack. You cheat and brazenly brag about your cheating. At the Devil’s table you needn’t worry about seating. You’ll be right there at Beelzebub’s right hand And you’ll have friends there, won’t it be grand? You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine. The way you look and dress, and your awful voice Makes me change the channel if I have any choice. If the gym I go to has you on the cable TV I switch the gym I go to as quickly as can be. I never take kindly to liars and to bragging thieves. I hope your crimes will match the penalty you receive. You’re always lyin’, lyin’, lyin’! So shove it where the sun don’t shine. Brent Kincaid 5/20/2019
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May 20, 2019
May 20, 2019 at 3:05 PM UTC
SHOVE IT!
His life, already pawned Got nowhere to go Basically soulless *** Dedicated his life To be unthrilled He is used On being dead
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Dec 20, 2018
Dec 20, 2018 at 10:23 AM UTC
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Mere mention of his name makes me want to dump... donald chump Flush him down and flush again to keep him in the ground. Ashamed to claim my citizenship be a laughingstock like him the tyranny keeps growing the future's looking grim won't even wear my Yankee cap and hide under the brim the problem is it's not just him but also those that grant him power   they smell like shiza and don't speak for me so I decree they all need a NiceAssZIppy shower
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Aug 15, 2018
Aug 15, 2018 at 4:32 AM UTC
donald chump
You would think A fool who always lies Would finally surmise He is known to be unwise In most other people’s eyes. You would think A snake in the grass Would not have an *** But it comes to pass That some are all *** You would think A pile of dog manure Would smell himself for sure And that would insure To show that he's not pure. You would think A **** so full of hate Would not aspire to be great And instead would wait Until humility reached his gate. You would think Being socially quite blind No ability to be quite kind Would someday soften the rind Of almost any creep you’d find. You would think With so many tramps around And unfunny political clowns Someone would knock him down; Teach him something on the ground. You would think Some lesson would be due To give this reprobate a clue And help him know what to do, But that might never come true.
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Jul 25, 2018
Jul 25, 2018 at 2:39 AM UTC
YOU WOULD THINK
Dear Donald, wait. strike that. You cattle rustler in a black hat, You cheated and you lied to us On just about a daily basis. You made a list of promises Of what you would do for us But you did the exact opposite Meaning not a single word of it. Half of us settled on you to be The man with enough responsibility To make our country great but yet There wasn’t much wrong with it. We can’t say that today, can we? You and your cabinet detest reality. You make claims and even worse Most of what you say is in reverse. Now you’re off kidnapping kids With no shame for what you did. You steal babies and fly them away And charge voters a thousand a day! And if that wasn’t far enough off track You charge parents to get them back. Then you insist someone else is to blame. Ugly man, why no sense of shame? You have taken our country down. You went from an political clown To an arch criminal like we’ve never seen. For decades you smiled in glossy magazines. Now you’re applauding dictators and Your cabinet is a robber baron’s band. You deserve to be put into a prison If any of our lawmakers had wisdom. So, this is your Dear Donald letter Bad motor scooter, and a worse go-getter, Telling you a ferocious goodbye. Take it as a fact, and don’t lie. If there is a bit of integrity remaining, We’ll **** on you and tell you it’s raining.
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Jul 5, 2018
Jul 5, 2018 at 12:50 PM UTC
DEAR DONALD LETTER
He’s an evil despot, tall and stout. Call him a liar, watch him pout. We want an impeachment to throw him out Then we can line up and punch his snout. He’s a changing despot, not much brains He’d look better all trussed in chains Then we could put Hillary in what remains As she pulls all of us out of the drain. Lying despot told us that he would make Changes to drain the political lake. Like most of his promises, it was fake All he does is cheat and lie and take. Lying pudgy despot claims he’s slim. Not the last of the lies from him. Feels he’s entitled to every greedy whim. Every day in office it gets more grim. Dizzy dippy teapot, lives for applause, Just like a fat cat, he licks his paws. Gobbling McDonalds bloats his jaws. Millions of his minions support his cause. Dumping Donnie Teapot a good solution For a dangerous hater of the Constitution. Let’s all get make a mid-year resolution To run him off before there’s revolution.
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May 25, 2018
May 25, 2018 at 7:26 PM UTC
THE DESPOT SONG
Stuporstar, he’s a Stuporstar He counts on how dumb you are; He says a lot of stupid things He wears them like diamond rings. He doesn’t really give a stinking fig He’ll rob and gut you like a pig. He just assumes his fans are dim He is sure it is all about him. He believes he is so very smart He drives his fancy golf cart And decorates his home with gold Being wealthy just never gets old. He thinks we’re all fascinated With the legend he’s created That he was saved by the sea By a queen when he was a baby. He doesn’t really give a stinking fig He’ll rob and gut you like a pig. He just assumes his fans are dim He is sure it is all about him. He’s sure he can shoot you down And his ratings won’t go down; That he says the best you ever heard Because he has the very best words. He’s smarter than all the generals. First in his class, we all know his name Thinks the world is his computer game. Thinks all his dupes loves all he’ll do. The truth is, he don’t care about you. Stuporstar, he’s a Stuporstar He counts on how dumb you are; He says a lot of stupid things, He wears them like diamond rings. He doesn’t really give a stinking fig He will rob and gut you like a pig.
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Apr 13, 2018
Apr 13, 2018 at 3:12 PM UTC
STUPORSTAR
Lily White lives in an apartment castle Because mansions are a such a hassle. He doesn’t need a chauffeur or a car And he likes things the way they are. But Lily White turns out has ambition And won’t confine himself to his kitchen Or the gold faucets of his gaudy john. No, he has plans he is insisting on. He wants to be the king of the land Make everything his and splendidly grand, Well, at least in his ridiculous opinion But isn’t that ambition’s definition? As much as it gripes him to enlist aid (He knows that means they must be paid), He gathered around himself a few; A set of seven J.O.R.F.s that would do. Do, in this case, means what he may dictate Whether or not it’s an ethical mandate Because they are members on a mission From the American J.O.R.F. coalition. The name is an acronym, in gold ink; When spelled out is for **** Off Rat Finks And they set about hiding behind the tails Of Lily White, thinking they can’t be jailed. With the disgusting plans made and done It’s almost like they used a golden gun To mow down the rights of the many And fear began that we wouldn’t have any. But, Lily White is a liar and a greedy *** It is our job to see that they all get some Tar and some feathers and a rail to ride To a federal prison with them all inside.
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Mar 6, 2018
Mar 6, 2018 at 5:09 PM UTC
LILY WHITE AND THE SEVEN J.O.R.F.S
could never catch mine we see him in the mirror all the time he knows my style they are word stalker he tells me this my ******* get hard caress my ******* he loves my down there he loves me every where he caught me in an corner his grip on my neck forced me back fans felt blood start to streak he ripped off my ******* he forces his self in me my my my my my my mind what clouds of horror what moons of disbelieve this feeling my thumbs find his eyes force his eyeballs form their socket he release me his violent screams now i am he crazy ? ... .. .
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Feb 7, 2018
Feb 7, 2018 at 7:04 AM UTC
his crazy