#chili - Hello Poetry

Chipotle Chili Challenge champions cheerfully choose chocolate chai cheesecakes

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Oct 23, 2019

Oct 23, 2019 at 6:25 PM UTC

poetry2go

Chipotle Chili Champs

Chipotle Chili Challenge champions cheerfully choose chocolate chai cheesecakes

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I feel, my insides a churning I know, there's something on the way Looks like, that chili is still burning All I can do right now is pray Don't spew it out tonight You, know you'll be alright There's a bathroom on the right I know, it's gastroenteritis I know, my end is coming soon It looks like, I got some on your sweater Oh Hell, better get the mop and broom Don't lose it all tonight You, know it'll be alright There's a bathroom on the right I think, I may be shortly dien I can't, control this train I'm on I better, get my *** in motion Even though, I'm already gone Don't erupt tonight You, know you'll be alright There's a bathroom on the right

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Oct 24, 2017

Oct 24, 2017 at 7:54 AM UTC

TemporalFugue

Bad Chili Rising (to the tune of CCR's "Bad Moon Rising")

I feel, my insides a churning I know, there's something on the way Looks like, that chili is still burning All I can do right now is pray Don't spew it out tonight You, know you'll be alright There's a bathroom on the right I know, it's gastroenteritis I know, my end is coming soon It looks like, I got some on your sweater Oh Hell, better get the mop and broom Don't lose it all tonight You, know it'll be alright There's a bathroom on the right I think, I may be shortly dien I can't, control this train I'm on I better, get my *** in motion Even though, I'm already gone Don't erupt tonight You, know you'll be alright There's a bathroom on the right

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I hear breathing and scratching under my bed, which sends an icy chill that would wake the dead. A faint moaning springs from under my bed, it freezes my heart as I pray for a quick death. My toes are out in the cold and they are very exposed, quick, quick can I drag them in? I look over the side of the bed to see a pair of eyes blinking in dread. As I realized to my heart's content it's just my kitten cowering under the recesses of my bed.

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Feb 27, 2017

Feb 27, 2017 at 11:27 PM UTC

michael-robert-triska

Boogie man under my bed

I hear breathing and scratching under my bed, which sends an icy chill that would wake the dead. A faint moaning springs from under my bed, it freezes my heart as I pray for a quick death. My toes are out in the cold and they are very exposed, quick, quick can I drag them in? I look over the side of the bed to see a pair of eyes blinking in dread. As I realized to my heart's content it's just my kitten cowering under the recesses of my bed.

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I've got a gravy train riding hefer and she's ready to deliver all the goods and the services that I never give her cuz she's mother ****** queen absalom in the directory's cut of the film that won a grammy and a mammy and made it all the way to flavortown in the south bahaman outback of queens land and ate all my chili beans so that I would be sad on a green day cuz I got granades in my ******* about ready to be pulled, and there aint no sunshine when she's gone, and there's only darkness every day, but she's never gone too long because I never learn to live without her anyway.

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Nov 3, 2014

Nov 3, 2014 at 7:41 PM UTC

asa-d-bruss

Excuse me, I have to ***** a sentence.

I've got a gravy train riding hefer and she's ready to deliver all the goods and the services that I never give her cuz she's mother ****** queen absalom in the directory's cut of the film that won a grammy and a mammy and made it all the way to flavortown in the south bahaman outback of queens land and ate all my chili beans so that I would be sad on a green day cuz I got granades in my ******* about ready to be pulled, and there aint no sunshine when she's gone, and there's only darkness every day, but she's never gone too long because I never learn to live without her anyway.

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Mama, can I have one more bowl of chili? I'd like to have some before you go. Only you can make it the way I like it, So can I please have some more? Mama, is there any left? I called but you're not there. Did you leave the recipe? Did you know? Did you care? Mama, you're not answering. I finished the final bowl, Can you make some one last time? Can you please pick up the phone? Mama, please, please pick up the phone. Your chili's hot and alive, And I’m so cold and alone.

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May 7, 2014

May 7, 2014 at 10:23 AM UTC

elijah-corbeau

Mama

Mama, can I have one more bowl of chili? I'd like to have some before you go. Only you can make it the way I like it, So can I please have some more? Mama, is there any left? I called but you're not there. Did you leave the recipe? Did you know? Did you care? Mama, you're not answering. I finished the final bowl, Can you make some one last time? Can you please pick up the phone? Mama, please, please pick up the phone. Your chili's hot and alive, And I’m so cold and alone.

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