#cattywampus
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Cattywampas
Cattywampas? You don’t know what cattywampus means?
Cattywampas is:
When you discover in your apple only half a worm
When your planet is out of its orbit
When you lose your lover, your job, and your cat
When your DNA is flagged by the FBI
Cattywampas is:
When a traffic light is forever red
When the car wash strips out the rubber seals
When the doctor says you’re okay…for a man your age
When your neighbor on disability jogs every day
Cattywampus is:
When you have life sorted, indexed, and filed
And then find yourself staring into those eyes…
Mar 21, 2024
Mar 21, 2024 at 4:59 PM UTC
The painting on the wall is cattywampus
trying to fix it, to make it perfect
because I'm a lazy perfectionist
eventually I'll give up
after about 10-20 minutes
leaving it cattywampus
Mar 3
Mar 3, 2026 at 12:18 PM UTC