#burr
Caught red-handed,
You reach for the first thing
Your grubby metacarpus can find,
Be it a sabre or quill.
You ****** and parry away
In your journal,
All in the hopes you might
Besmirch me,
And strike it rich
At the same time.
But like Dido, Queen of Carthage,
Your bags of gold
Contain only sand.
This is your hapless undoing,
Mr. Hamilton,
Despicably so.
Don't use me as a crutch,
Fall on your own sword!
Talk about a fair amount
Of revisionist's history,
But we'll save that for
Another day...
Suffice to say:
History is in the eyes of the beholder.
Feb 11, 2020
Feb 11, 2020 at 4:37 PM UTC
who doth like 2 gab a boot
i yam no goth thick ****** villain frum a no vile root
boot kin zee writer iz 4 re:al - here my hand there my lil shoot.
ma gray matter nada mess
of 50 shades of gray more o less
2 impress
than sentiments for female passion i metaphorically express.
this me stir wordsmith viz Bartleby the scrivener
wordsmith doth sit alone
playing knick knack paddy whack
please give this dorky, goofy,
loopy, moody, nerdy, quirky
n wordy proto simian artfully dodging
the erstwhile shadowy bogeyman
more'n a herring or sun bleached wish bone
communication skills daily he doth hone
awaiting 2 convey an auditory
familiar voice message on the telly phone.
i readily admit not 2 be a dusty huffing marathon man
using me phallus as a leg like runner
hoping said golem like creature will
(upon my stern request) stay
nor does this generic guy participate
in any competitive reindeer games nor sports
type son of a gunner
who knows life doth newt always go this way
which wood prompt to snag the eye
of one tiger esse to roar with a yay.
this self anointed beastie boy bard of schwenksville, penna lives
just a rolling stones away
from u2 and you know moody blue who
felt avaricious, chivalrous, efficacious,
impetuous, spontaneous view
especially with...a gal 4
ma doo *** motley crue
2 be earnest, frank and true
n would be ambitious 2 ply
my cognitive, furtive, intuitive
sans this salient knight thee ma sought
after queen kin ponder n rue
computer technical challenges
that might bring out bovine prompting a moo
maybe absorbing symbiotically genius abilities
from one imaginary asian figure named hu
or his identical twin brother mister ma goo.
Feb 2, 2018
Feb 2, 2018 at 4:11 PM UTC
As you are a sow,
So a piglet will you reap.
As you are a pretty sow,
So a boar you will let you keep.
As you are a filthy sow now,
So a true human will call you cheap.
As you are another sow,
So a burr or oink will you beep.
As you are a sow,
So a boar will go deep.
Oct 2, 2016
Oct 2, 2016 at 4:13 AM UTC
I want to make her delve into something new
Not anything she's used to
Totally changing it up
She deserves to have some fun
Making my heart on the run
Diverting me from misery sung
I'm going to make her words burr
And her voice stuff
With raw pleasure
Its hard to measure
My fervid ambition to make her happy
I know I'm naughty and sappy
That's what I like
May 23, 2016
May 23, 2016 at 6:35 AM UTC