#blueballs
once had a boyfriend
well was he technically that?
me thinks not
me thinks he just wanted to *** into
ma pants
and a few other assorted boys used this
same line
how they would complain
entangled in the car
hot breath heaving
long deep kisses
bodies writhing
on summer nights
and cold winter ones too
always squirming away
from curiously demanding
hands
after the zipper
between the thighs
warm delicious sensations...
But WAIT....
what will they say tomorrow?
so.... squirming away
never giving in
to the passion arising
high as the sky
frustrated...
these boys
would complain
like a little boy
not getting their new toy
YOU are giving me
BLUE *****
really? is that really
a condition?
or are you just pulling my
proverbial leg?
and REALLY
it is MY fault?
me thinks not...
in any event
one day it came
to say
well... if you aren't
acquainted with your
right hand
perhaps now is the
time
and if you want a little
variety
use your left
and if you are feeling particularly
frisky
try them both
for the menage a trois!
it worked perfectly for ME
for them
well
i didn't wait
around too
long to
SEE....
Jan 23, 2016
Jan 23, 2016 at 1:44 PM UTC
for an blow job
after we understood him
we went
an
bought
an industrial strength vacuuming cleaner
now
we
know
where
the phrase
blue ***** comes from
he found out after he asked me
?
...
..
.
Jan 25, 2018
Jan 25, 2018 at 12:25 PM UTC
I gave her the full 140
No Punctuation Necessary
HottoTrot LickedandLocked
Missed the spot and blued my rocks
Cause she was on her.
Mar 2, 2016
Mar 2, 2016 at 8:12 PM UTC