What is I put a naked turkey over my head
My bubbies bouncing while on top
No men like bras on top and no bottom slop
Pigs will eat anything
But not a belt-buckle
You know where I have been
You got it from me
A great big wart
On your head
If you thought that this was ****

©2026Ellen Finn

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What If I

….I know ALL OF the reason[s]
Why you hate me.
That’s YOU feeling gu-hehehehe-ilty.

What a bunch of LA-HOO-ZA-HERZ—

Oh—yeah—you want all 
Of the OOH-EY-GHOO-HEY details.

YOU’VE JUST ****** OFF THE—Q-U-E-E-N!!!

©2026Ellen Finn