Only Albinos
Can be  mimes,
(Or Johnny or Edgar Winter) 
For Hallowe'en.
As for trick or treating,
There's enough Al Jolson masks
Out there to ***** us all.

francie-lynch

Whites Only

Amos: Andy, which came first,
 the chicken or the egg?
Andy: Well, now that depends.
Amos: Depends...on what? 
Andy: On whether it's fried 
chicken or scrambled eggs! 
In which case the eggs 
definitely comes first. Then
ah can takes my time with 
the chicken! What's to drink?
Amos: Sloe Gin.
Andy: Well hurry it up!!