#bieber - Hello Poetry

Walkin' thru the grocery store section, To that aisle, yeah, it's not just con-cession... Turn every crunch into Hea-ven, -yeah (Oh, you are...) Crun-chee on the coldest day Taste buds explode, every, 'kind-of-way' Make me wanna savor every moment of cheese-y, slow-ly You pleasure me, my taste, taste buds, you put it on! Got the taste-y, know how to turn it on... The way I nibble on a pair, a clutch of fried corn, not an ear... I take it easy, baby, so we can last long! Oh! you, you feel crunchy 'in-my-mouth,' salivated, not full... Mouth like tasting, like an, an amazing plan Feel your taste, my mouth a pulse-Oh! Oh, yeah -Ya, ya me in store aisle, so nor-mal Tostitos and Doritos, I say No Mas! And so, no chip will, will replace you! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! Please respect, it's just Cheetos, No, no, I don't want no Doritos! No matter what you ask it's not Dorit-o-os! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! Nothing taste quite like Cheetos, No Tostitos, no Doritos, nor a burrito. I sound Spanish or Latin when I end words in a -oh, Oh, OH YEAH, Oh-o... When I end my words in 'O' Sounds like I know Something like, I'm not loco? Cheetos brands, -favoritos (Favorito, favorito, ba-by) Morning I don't like to 'Eat-oh' Breakfast, eggs or -gritos Instead I woof, -the Cheetos! And know I voted, twice for Obam-ma, Didn't even have, -American Mom-ma! Car tires, Yoko-hama... Back to my Latin voice, now, Oh-o... You say to get that face and taste -eh he bang-bang You say why doesn't it explodo like me mi bang-bang? For me those chips you know there is no other No question, fill your mouth, tongue, smother Yo no other makes me sing it so suave Impressive crunchy, disputes 'saliv-eh' Pass it to, pass it too, suave to cheese oh? No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos Put that bag back in front, me, I'll destroy ya Stop being malicious or I'll destroy yah! Pass it to, pass it too, suave cause it Cheetos, No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos You want friends you better break out cheesus There's no other way now to please us! Oye! crunch Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! When I end my words in 'O' Sounds like I know I know... Something like, I'm not TA-CO? Cheetos brands, -'favor-AH-ri-tos' (Favorito, favorito, ba-by) Morning I don't like to eat no Breakfast, eggs or -gritos Instead I woof, -some Cheetos! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! This is how we do it up in Long Island, boroughs, No tacos, burritos and no churros all we ever want is those Cheetos! Ay-o no burrito Pass it to, pass it too, suave to cheese oh? No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos Put that bag back in front, me, I'll destroy ya Stop being malicious or I'll destroy yah! Pass it to, pass it too, suave cause it Cheetos, No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos You want friends you better break out cheesus There's no other way now to please us! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS!

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Aug 21, 2017

Aug 21, 2017 at 9:00 PM UTC

david-john-mowers

Des Puh -CHEETOS(remɪx)

Walkin' thru the grocery store section, To that aisle, yeah, it's not just con-cession... Turn every crunch into Hea-ven, -yeah (Oh, you are...) Crun-chee on the coldest day Taste buds explode, every, 'kind-of-way' Make me wanna savor every moment of cheese-y, slow-ly You pleasure me, my taste, taste buds, you put it on! Got the taste-y, know how to turn it on... The way I nibble on a pair, a clutch of fried corn, not an ear... I take it easy, baby, so we can last long! Oh! you, you feel crunchy 'in-my-mouth,' salivated, not full... Mouth like tasting, like an, an amazing plan Feel your taste, my mouth a pulse-Oh! Oh, yeah -Ya, ya me in store aisle, so nor-mal Tostitos and Doritos, I say No Mas! And so, no chip will, will replace you! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! Please respect, it's just Cheetos, No, no, I don't want no Doritos! No matter what you ask it's not Dorit-o-os! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! Nothing taste quite like Cheetos, No Tostitos, no Doritos, nor a burrito. I sound Spanish or Latin when I end words in a -oh, Oh, OH YEAH, Oh-o... When I end my words in 'O' Sounds like I know Something like, I'm not loco? Cheetos brands, -favoritos (Favorito, favorito, ba-by) Morning I don't like to 'Eat-oh' Breakfast, eggs or -gritos Instead I woof, -the Cheetos! And know I voted, twice for Obam-ma, Didn't even have, -American Mom-ma! Car tires, Yoko-hama... Back to my Latin voice, now, Oh-o... You say to get that face and taste -eh he bang-bang You say why doesn't it explodo like me mi bang-bang? For me those chips you know there is no other No question, fill your mouth, tongue, smother Yo no other makes me sing it so suave Impressive crunchy, disputes 'saliv-eh' Pass it to, pass it too, suave to cheese oh? No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos Put that bag back in front, me, I'll destroy ya Stop being malicious or I'll destroy yah! Pass it to, pass it too, suave cause it Cheetos, No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos You want friends you better break out cheesus There's no other way now to please us! Oye! crunch Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! When I end my words in 'O' Sounds like I know I know... Something like, I'm not TA-CO? Cheetos brands, -'favor-AH-ri-tos' (Favorito, favorito, ba-by) Morning I don't like to eat no Breakfast, eggs or -gritos Instead I woof, -some Cheetos! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! This is how we do it up in Long Island, boroughs, No tacos, burritos and no churros all we ever want is those Cheetos! Ay-o no burrito Pass it to, pass it too, suave to cheese oh? No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos Put that bag back in front, me, I'll destroy ya Stop being malicious or I'll destroy yah! Pass it to, pass it too, suave cause it Cheetos, No want your Doritos, doritos, ha doritos You want friends you better break out cheesus There's no other way now to please us! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS! Des Puh -CHEE-TOS!

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I sit in my bed thinking about him. It's sad that he doesn't notice anymore. It's sad that he's lost all his care for me. He just doesn't care anymore. But for now, I'll just have to pretend that he does.

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Jan 4, 2015

Jan 4, 2015 at 2:28 PM UTC

claire-williamss

Missing him.

I sit in my bed thinking about him. It's sad that he doesn't notice anymore. It's sad that he's lost all his care for me. He just doesn't care anymore. But for now, I'll just have to pretend that he does.

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Do people ever truly lose there mind or were they always ******* bat **** to begin with? I believe half this earth is run by insane people most of which have way to much power and far to little sense . The ******* radio is a great example ever listen modern music ? You know that **** that doesn't require any talent to preform just a record player and some half wit to rap along with so you can have a remix yes country music is vile enough let alone throw in a nerd that would **** if he got his thirty thousand dollar sneakers ***** once are made in some sweatshop for ten cents a pop yeah how ******* fashionable . And remember when you had to play a ******* instrument to have a record out? Yeah I'm so old fashioned I mean sure kids wear all the shirts to half the bands I grew up with and have no ******* clue who the bands are but yes the world is stupid and you wonder why I drink. Just like people who believe the world really gives a **** there having a bad day # who gives a **** Twitter is for stupid ***** and celebrities who have as much depth as a public toilet but are far less clean. People always read me and believe I am this nice easy going goofy drunken ******* who only lives to make them laugh and talk about ******* well who doesn't like ******* there awesome. Hey Gonz do you like kids ? No I don't ! Why ? Cause they always annoy the **** out of me when I'm trying to sleep off a good ****** in the park really whatever happened to letting the TV raise them hey I look at me I didn't turn out so. Umm well okay so I'm a little ****** up . Hey do you ever get tired of being funny or find it hard to come up with new things to pick on? Well just watch the evening news for a second and head down to the local bar or that gate of hell Wal-Mart and look at all those weirdo's who believe they have to buy **** just cause its on sale yeah sure why not buy two hundred rolls of toilet paper cause you never know when the world may end and the zombie apocalypse will begin . Newsflash when the world does cease to exist you probably will to and when your starving to death or being burned alive I really doubt that wiping your *** is going to be your top priority . And we already live amongst zombies there called yuppies and those I phone twitter loving instagram *********** are ******* everywhere and driving while doing all this **** so pick your head up and watch out!!! I recently was on a little road trip and while in Evansville Indiana as me and my head cheerleader were riding around the city late at night we were ran into by a young and brainless little **** who admitted she was texting and driving and as I sat there waiting for officer fat **** to arrive to give this cyber **** a ticket . Yes Indiana it's slogan should be hey are you ******* lost? Yeah I know I'm a real people person . Anyways as I sat there viewing what looked like babe Ruth in a bullet proof vest hand out a ticket as he sweat out gravy I had to question with fifty lares of flesh for padding was there really a need for the vest? They say when you go insane it's hard to truly rejoin society . But honestly after looking at half the strung out loony toon's that are considered normal why the **** would you ever care to be part of there brain dead **** storm ? And since when did the news care what was popular on ******* You tube? Todays top stories the worlds on the verge of self destruction, A man kidnapped a child ***** her for several years has five kids with her but later on that right now let's check out this cute cat video. yes the worlds obsessed with ***** . And you thought it was just me. And why do teachers now all **** there students and where were these horney ******* when I was going to school. Yeah having to settle for a hand job from the janitor just wasn't the same. Although he did have a fantastic grip I'm kidding. And why do people even own TV's duh cause books are to much like work but hey remember to buy mine cause it has plenty of pictures yeah what isn't poetic about **** Yes I can imagine what the great writers from the past would think of the new bestsellers. Who doesn't like books about gay *** wizards and **** vampires that glimmer in the light yeah I didn't read it duh I saw the movie dumb *** yeah you may laugh but whatever got my sixteen year old girlfriend in the mood was alright by me I'm kidding again she was twenty one at the time least that's what her fake Id said. Yeah least I'm not as bad as Micheal Jackson cause I'm actually alive that is duh. Yeah he didn't have issues he just a ******* amusement park in his back yard . Me I'd prefer a strip club or maybe a mall yeah don't ask. Common sense nowadays it makes people laugh and the key to humor is always truth people are all ****** up hell just look at me I'm truly insane I own my own bar I get paid to write I do stand up for free drinks but honestly would you really want me doing anything else? Attention this is your captain speaking umm look I really don't know how to put this but I forgot to gas up before we left so looks like were all going to die as we crash into the earth and burn to death. Yeah my bad . But hey I want to thank you all for flying delta and please remember the do not smoking light is on yeah sure your probably going to be busted into a million pieces but heaven forbid the ***** next to you catches a whiff of smoke before he dies. Loosen the **** up cause your not going to live forever . People are so uptight afraid to say **** or disagree with each other cause we all need to think alike like a bunch of ******* lemmings. I grew up around backwoods rednecks I lived in the city slept in the ******* street okay there's no difference in people except real ******* people aren't scared to **** others off they are who they are and if you like them great and if you don't then **** off life's to dam short to sweat the ******** and this high school mentality needs to truly get ****** the worlds messed up so embrace it . Like me, Hate me at least you never have to guess what I really think . Stay crazy kids cause the normal ***** of this life are usually total closet freaks who **** hookers on the side and make bombs in grandmas kitchen . It's a shame cause a good ****** is a terrible a terrible thing to waste. Well hamsters until next time this has been your bartender for life with your friendly perverted public service announcement we now return you to your regular scheduled program right smack in the middle so you wont know what the **** happened cause we can nah nah. And if I somehow offended you please fell free to write to. Gonzo's complaint department in care of . 105 It's called a ******* joke way . Cheers Gonzo

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Aug 26, 2014

Aug 26, 2014 at 2:14 AM UTC

john-patrick-robbins-aka-gonzo

Rant 666G

Do people ever truly lose there mind or were they always ******* bat **** to begin with? I believe half this earth is run by insane people most of which have way to much power and far to little sense . The ******* radio is a great example ever listen modern music ? You know that **** that doesn't require any talent to preform just a record player and some half wit to rap along with so you can have a remix yes country music is vile enough let alone throw in a nerd that would **** if he got his thirty thousand dollar sneakers ***** once are made in some sweatshop for ten cents a pop yeah how ******* fashionable . And remember when you had to play a ******* instrument to have a record out? Yeah I'm so old fashioned I mean sure kids wear all the shirts to half the bands I grew up with and have no ******* clue who the bands are but yes the world is stupid and you wonder why I drink. Just like people who believe the world really gives a **** there having a bad day # who gives a **** Twitter is for stupid ***** and celebrities who have as much depth as a public toilet but are far less clean. People always read me and believe I am this nice easy going goofy drunken ******* who only lives to make them laugh and talk about ******* well who doesn't like ******* there awesome. Hey Gonz do you like kids ? No I don't ! Why ? Cause they always annoy the **** out of me when I'm trying to sleep off a good ****** in the park really whatever happened to letting the TV raise them hey I look at me I didn't turn out so. Umm well okay so I'm a little ****** up . Hey do you ever get tired of being funny or find it hard to come up with new things to pick on? Well just watch the evening news for a second and head down to the local bar or that gate of hell Wal-Mart and look at all those weirdo's who believe they have to buy **** just cause its on sale yeah sure why not buy two hundred rolls of toilet paper cause you never know when the world may end and the zombie apocalypse will begin . Newsflash when the world does cease to exist you probably will to and when your starving to death or being burned alive I really doubt that wiping your *** is going to be your top priority . And we already live amongst zombies there called yuppies and those I phone twitter loving instagram *********** are ******* everywhere and driving while doing all this **** so pick your head up and watch out!!! I recently was on a little road trip and while in Evansville Indiana as me and my head cheerleader were riding around the city late at night we were ran into by a young and brainless little **** who admitted she was texting and driving and as I sat there waiting for officer fat **** to arrive to give this cyber **** a ticket . Yes Indiana it's slogan should be hey are you ******* lost? Yeah I know I'm a real people person . Anyways as I sat there viewing what looked like babe Ruth in a bullet proof vest hand out a ticket as he sweat out gravy I had to question with fifty lares of flesh for padding was there really a need for the vest? They say when you go insane it's hard to truly rejoin society . But honestly after looking at half the strung out loony toon's that are considered normal why the **** would you ever care to be part of there brain dead **** storm ? And since when did the news care what was popular on ******* You tube? Todays top stories the worlds on the verge of self destruction, A man kidnapped a child ***** her for several years has five kids with her but later on that right now let's check out this cute cat video. yes the worlds obsessed with ***** . And you thought it was just me. And why do teachers now all **** there students and where were these horney ******* when I was going to school. Yeah having to settle for a hand job from the janitor just wasn't the same. Although he did have a fantastic grip I'm kidding. And why do people even own TV's duh cause books are to much like work but hey remember to buy mine cause it has plenty of pictures yeah what isn't poetic about **** Yes I can imagine what the great writers from the past would think of the new bestsellers. Who doesn't like books about gay *** wizards and **** vampires that glimmer in the light yeah I didn't read it duh I saw the movie dumb *** yeah you may laugh but whatever got my sixteen year old girlfriend in the mood was alright by me I'm kidding again she was twenty one at the time least that's what her fake Id said. Yeah least I'm not as bad as Micheal Jackson cause I'm actually alive that is duh. Yeah he didn't have issues he just a ******* amusement park in his back yard . Me I'd prefer a strip club or maybe a mall yeah don't ask. Common sense nowadays it makes people laugh and the key to humor is always truth people are all ****** up hell just look at me I'm truly insane I own my own bar I get paid to write I do stand up for free drinks but honestly would you really want me doing anything else? Attention this is your captain speaking umm look I really don't know how to put this but I forgot to gas up before we left so looks like were all going to die as we crash into the earth and burn to death. Yeah my bad . But hey I want to thank you all for flying delta and please remember the do not smoking light is on yeah sure your probably going to be busted into a million pieces but heaven forbid the ***** next to you catches a whiff of smoke before he dies. Loosen the **** up cause your not going to live forever . People are so uptight afraid to say **** or disagree with each other cause we all need to think alike like a bunch of ******* lemmings. I grew up around backwoods rednecks I lived in the city slept in the ******* street okay there's no difference in people except real ******* people aren't scared to **** others off they are who they are and if you like them great and if you don't then **** off life's to dam short to sweat the ******** and this high school mentality needs to truly get ****** the worlds messed up so embrace it . Like me, Hate me at least you never have to guess what I really think . Stay crazy kids cause the normal ***** of this life are usually total closet freaks who **** hookers on the side and make bombs in grandmas kitchen . It's a shame cause a good ****** is a terrible a terrible thing to waste. Well hamsters until next time this has been your bartender for life with your friendly perverted public service announcement we now return you to your regular scheduled program right smack in the middle so you wont know what the **** happened cause we can nah nah. And if I somehow offended you please fell free to write to. Gonzo's complaint department in care of . 105 It's called a ******* joke way . Cheers Gonzo

52

When i think back to the day I met you, my heart explodes. I am both the happiest person in the world, because I hugged you, and the saddest because it's been so long. In class, I can't focus because the memory of your smile keeps coming back to me. In my head, it never gets quiet anymore because my mind keeps replaying the sound of your chuckle, and those words I've been longing to hear. No hug will ever feel as warm and safe and happy anymore, because no one's arms fit me like yours. You are constantly on repeat in my mind; your laugh, your smile, your words, your arms, your smell... I miss you so much, my heart cannot take it anymore. And I cannot help but wonder, how you can be the worst thing that's ever happened to my heart when you're the best that's ever happened to me.

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Apr 9, 2014

Apr 9, 2014 at 6:04 PM UTC

brainwhispers

It's been a year

When i think back to the day I met you, my heart explodes. I am both the happiest person in the world, because I hugged you, and the saddest because it's been so long. In class, I can't focus because the memory of your smile keeps coming back to me. In my head, it never gets quiet anymore because my mind keeps replaying the sound of your chuckle, and those words I've been longing to hear. No hug will ever feel as warm and safe and happy anymore, because no one's arms fit me like yours. You are constantly on repeat in my mind; your laugh, your smile, your words, your arms, your smell... I miss you so much, my heart cannot take it anymore. And I cannot help but wonder, how you can be the worst thing that's ever happened to my heart when you're the best that's ever happened to me.

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