#artillerypride
By LongJohn, honouring the Royal Artillery motto and spirit
They say the infantry hold the ground,
the cavalry takes the glory,
and the gunners…
well, we just change the landscape.
Our thunder isn’t borrowed —
it’s earned,
forged in steel and sweat,
carried on the backs of lads
who know exactly what it means
to serve a crown you’ll never meet
but feel in your bones.
When the order comes,
there’s no hesitation —
just the calm of men
who’ve rehearsed the end of the world
often enough to make it look tidy.
The gun speaks,
the earth answers,
and somewhere in that rolling crack
you hear the history of the regiment —
from Flanders mud
to Afghan dust,
from the smoke of Waterloo
to the cold rain of the Falklands.
We don’t shout about it.
We don’t need to.
The guns do that for us.
And when the smoke clears
and the world steadies itself,
we stand there —
boots planted,
ears ringing,
hearts steady —
knowing we’ve added our own small echo
to the King’s thunder.
Feb 8
Feb 8, 2026 at 7:24 AM UTC
By LongJohn
There’s a moment, right at the end,
when the noise fades,
the smoke thins,
and the gun sits there cooling
like an old dog catching its breath.
You’ve fired all you were given,
done what was asked,
and now there’s just one round left —
the last round.
It’s never just ammunition.
It’s a marker.
A line in the sand.
A quiet nod to the lads beside you
and the ones who aren’t.
You handle it different —
not softer,
but with a kind of respect
that doesn’t need explaining.
The det feels it too.
Voices drop.
Movements sharpen.
Everyone knows the weight of it.
“Last round…”
The Number One says it calm,
like he’s announcing the weather,
but you hear the history in it —
every battery, every battle,
every gun that ever stood its ground.
The layer leans in,
the loader steadies himself,
and for a heartbeat
the whole world holds still.
Then the order comes,
the gun speaks one final time,
and the echo rolls out
like a curtain closing.
After that,
there’s no cheering,
no swagger —
just the quiet satisfaction
of a job done right
and the knowledge
that the gun will sleep tonight
because you didn’t let her down.
Feb 8
Feb 8, 2026 at 7:43 AM UTC