#aprilfoolsday
Okay kids, here’s a story for you.
I’m pretty sure it’s mostly true
Exaggerations? Maybe a few,
About a mixed-up day when the sun turned blue!
Well I went outside and looked around
Bright red grass was on the ground
The sun was blue, the sky was pink
Now that’s a mixed-up day I think!
I turned and asked my good friend John,
What do you think is going on?
John couldn’t answer because, you see
He was laughing quite hysterically!
He said, “Your face is purple, and your hair is green!
You’re the strangest thing I’ve ever seen!”
What were we supposed to do?
On a mixed-up day when the sun turned blue.
I said, “John, look in the mirror!”
This mixed up day was getting weirder.
One ear was orange and one was red
And chartreuse hair was on his head.
His face was filled with polka dots
Turquoise, with some blue-green spots
Everything was a different hue
On a mixed up day when the sun turned blue.
Azure cats, chased by teal dogs;
By the burgundy lake were light blue frogs.
Khaki clouds floated way up high, and
Lime green birds flew through bright pink sky.
Scarlet trees with jet black leaves
Were blowing in a violet breeze.
Yes! We could even see the wind!
It’s sure a mixed-up day we’re in.
This mixed-up day was getting old!
John walked away down a ruby road,
And I thought I would try to sleep,
Perhaps by counting crimson sheep.
When I woke up it was April Two,
One day after the sun turned blue
So I hope you all had lots of fun
The mixed-up day was April One!
Happy April Fool's Day!
Phil Lindsey, April 1, 2015
Apr 23, 2015
Apr 23, 2015 at 10:58 AM UTC
(Silly writing sense of humor)
If there were some kind of conflict between all the Holidays!! This is how it would be!!
(I apologize for it being so long!!!)
Christmas was Robbed!!
Leprechaun stoled Christmas!!
but Not the grinch "NO!!"
but the Leprechaun!! "YES!!"
Cos, the grinch stoled his gold,
He was uncanny, evil, bold.
It does seem kinda odd that
Kris Kringle just got Robbed.
The Easter Bunny got
Robbed from Cupid but
come on now that's really stupid.
Cupid took over Easter, so in revenge,
The Easter bunny took Valentines and
brought it to an end!!
The Easter Bunny thought he and
Cupid were Friends
Because, to the Easter Bunny,
he thought the
Friendship would mend!!
Once again, the Leprechaun had
gotten Robbed "Thrice!!!"
From our American Uncle
and that wasn't very nice.
Uncle Sam stoled his taxes,
his gold and Color green
now, that was wrong and
was downright mean.
Instead of Red, White and blue,
He saw the color green and
I mean like literally!!!
So, to get him back because
that wasn't cool,
month April stoled 3 colors
the Red, White and Blue,
Just to get him back and
to make him the April Fool.
Halloween stoled Thanksgiving and
the Turkey away
And told him:
you'll never see
A Day of Giving or your Turkey
Again!!
A Day of Giving was calm and
said that's alright!!
I have no beef with you,
you have one frightful night.
people are
Thankful like Everyday!!!
celebrating Thanksgiving
which falls on Thursday.
So, go away now because
you're such a fright,
Give back my Turkey and Thanksgiving
and to you have a Scary Fright!!!
On your one and only Night!!!
As you can see and
Holidays not mentioned,
they also agree!!
B.R.
Date: 12/22/2022
Oct 16, 2024
Oct 16, 2024 at 11:28 AM UTC
I am done writing poetry,
this is my final goodbye to you, the people of Hello Poetry,
I hope you liked my poetry, but there will be no more.
Goodbye, and thank you for reading my work.
This was a good experience, but I won't ever come back.
I, Bleeding Diamonds, quit the hobby of poetry.
Again, thank you for being here for me.
So, I guess this is goodbye.
forever
Goodbye folks.
It was nice to read your work.
Many talented writers here.
Hope you'll miss me,
I know I sure will.
Goodbye everyone
goodbye hello poetry
Just kidding ;D
Apr 18, 2016
Apr 18, 2016 at 3:29 PM UTC
All global wildfires are extinguished.
Kim has a new heart, and dismantled his ******** arsenal.
Brexit is complete, without N. I.
Millions of refugees find new homes.
Climate change has changed.
The O Zone hole collapsed on itself.
Acid rain got ph-ed.
Russia votes in new fearless leader.
Covid-19 is a Democratic hoax.
Trump resigns saying only,
Oops.
Pigs grow wings.
Apr 1, 2020
Apr 1, 2020 at 11:20 AM UTC
Lives a perfect life
Nothing is wrong, I'm thriving.
Polar bears in Rome
Apr 1
Apr 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM UTC