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DON'T FALL for
the FANCINESS of
a FLASHY
ADVERTISEMENT,
CLICKING ON IT
may be DAMAGING,
and bring to you
DISAPPOINTMENT.
It may be a CLICKBAIT,
SO, You BETTER BE AWARE,
BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE,
It might be a TROJAN VIRUS
or MALWARE.
So, just BE WEARY of this
CLICKBAIT THEORY
IF IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE,
Then AVOID CLICKBAIT IN A HURRY.
If the ADVERTISEMENT seems FEASIBLE
THEN THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY!!
B.R.
Date: 9/15/2024
Sep 15, 2024
Sep 15, 2024 at 9:26 PM UTC
By the power of suggestion
Vested in me
I now pronounce you
Commercial advertisement
Oct 22, 2020
Oct 22, 2020 at 11:41 AM UTC
Look here! No here!
Buy me! Want me! Use me!
Don’t you see? I make you happy!
Post. Scroll. Feed.
Dig. Carve. Feast!
Smiles. ******* Wealth. ***
For you we only want the best!
Watch your friends. Watch your fans.
Watch someone you’ll never know.
No! Here! COME AND SEE!
Apr 5, 2019
Apr 5, 2019 at 12:00 PM UTC
And there I felt a sense of elation.
Seeing it for the first time.
A sense of interest.
Soft spoken, somewhat political.
Funded by interest.
The likes and dislikes of what lures the climate of smile.
It felt surreal.
A breath of fresh air.
A simple reminder of the smallest thing.
Not once did it feel that it was too much.
Not once did it feel that it was vain.
Off beat.
Watching episode after episode,
Subtle unsubtle laughs.
The gist of different references.
Spontaneous in the avenue of conversation.
I drove to get a second look. Then once more around.
The freedom of advertisement.
Officially elected in detailed statement.
A festival of sorts.
I would turn the corner and see all of my favorite characters
represented by my most favorite character.
To compliment surprise her cheeks rose like a billboard.
If marketing research counts, I was instantly sold.
Finding she was a avid merchant.
Her infinite knowledge for detail.
The gap bridged between listening and speaking.
A new experience to a different sector of my brain.
The rescue of a struggling smile.
A festival of bright smiles and laughs.
Corners of strong jawline and spontaneous conversation.
It was incredible.
Catching the most important reference,
My favorite character in life.
Wearing a Bob's Burger t-shirt
Granting smile in a instant
Jul 2, 2018
Jul 2, 2018 at 9:45 AM UTC
Oh,
Another 5 second ad
So harmless,
harmless!
Oh,
Another 5 second ad
I can't ****
- ing skip!
It's
Not that I've not the time
-- I do!
It's
because we've
figured how
to fit
the least
necessary ****
into
just
one
blink!
What is typical is shown
What is me is mostly unknown
I don't want to be the ghost in your eyes
before I've lived, before I'm dead
Oct 18, 2017
Oct 18, 2017 at 8:04 PM UTC
The new Genre Tourist Punk
is sailing the nation.
Hawaiian shirts and white keds are lining up all around Orlando to see
up and thrifting bands like
Lobster trap,
Lighthouse tour and
Dogs welcome.
Founded in a Starbucks
by Toni and Dash,
two MECA grads one student loan away from selling out and getting involved in
the lighthouse painting business,
The Band: Lobster Trap
gave birth to a whole new genre.
TOURIST PUNK
Toni and Dash decided they needed to provide music that was expensive. niche.
Something unspeakably mundane.
With smash hits like
"This traffic is ********
And "My name still isn't Joe".
Lobster Trap is flying
up the American top 40
faster than you can say socks and sandals
Sales of "I HEART LOCATION" merch has skyrocketed with every launched tour.
Crowds of L.L. bean boots and visors are Moshing, breaking poloroid cameras over each others heads in a salmon rage.
old school punk fanatics were skeptical at middle aged middle class suits getting into their scene.
until it hit them that they could now throw punches
at every pedestrian who ever cut them off.
"Hi thirsty, I'm Dad." By Land of the Polite
Has been played more times in the last year then any taylor swift song.
Money once invested in college-bound middle class vacationlander spawn is being wisely spend on bands like "discount Polo",
and "Local Diner"
So listeners.
if you spend an obscene amount of money on travel fair, and over priced, cheaply made souvenirs;
Or Work in customer service thriving to see those leaf peepers choked out by their own ***** packs.
Do yourself a favor.
road trip into your local bullmoose
sporting your states name on your chest.
And Treat yourself to an exclusive new album
of TOURIST PUNK.
Sep 21, 2016
Sep 21, 2016 at 4:16 AM UTC
Multiple beautiful faces,
immaculate complexions,
and precise, practiced grins.
It's easy to understand
why it makes me thirsty;
they invented bottled bliss,
eagerly and professionally selling:
beauty, happiness, companionship---
all for the price of $1.50 with tax
at the cost of only my dignity.
Affordability and availability,
it's no wonder it's high in demand.
The American success story:
to sell simple desires
to the lazy, naïve man,
who believes he can't
obtain them otherwise.
Apr 7, 2016
Apr 7, 2016 at 12:31 AM UTC
It's crystal clear that it's not right. The strangle hold of control, that governs the public. Were force fed advertisements by corporate Americas budget.
Television in America uses terror to channel, the media as a weapon, and your attention as ammo.
We're so caught up in the now, we can't see threw the confusion. That we're just living puppets on our strings, and freedoms an illusion.
Aug 29, 2015
Aug 29, 2015 at 3:19 AM UTC
warning / disclaimer
LOW SELF-ESTEEM, BUT CAN SEEM HIGHER THAN QUEENS AND KINGS.
********************************************
totally cute at least one day of the week.
lots of emotions to love and beat.
under 18, so but don't worry ! ! !
you're probably not mature enough for me yet
anyway.
I like long conversations about art and me and that cat that likes to give birth in the middle of the road.
how inconvenient am I?
I only need a few things to be ace and be completely worth your daily grace.
bathe me in your electricity, feed me diamonds, sleep with your arms around me - door locked, but wide open, kiss me like Cassandra told you that Troy will fall.
Buy now !
Mar 20, 2015
Mar 20, 2015 at 4:26 AM UTC
Poet for hire:
has a year-and-a-half’s full-on experience
likes metaphors
and similes that don’t make sense.
Will probably write poems about
weird things like grass, glasses
and corn.
Can write rhyming or non-rhyming
structured or not structured.
Will happily spend hours writing
and work overtime.
For more information, please call,
or send a note by
carrier pigeon.
(chocolate will suffice as payment)
Apr 30, 2014
Apr 30, 2014 at 5:23 AM UTC