#69
All in my ***** mind, I fantasize what I’ll do
Slip off your granny ******* and do into you
You’re never too old to go 69
We’ll do it all, but not pass the line
Work it up, I’ll make you squirt
Aren’t you glad I took off your shirt
Now it’s over, round two is on the way
A kiss, a hug, now I’m ready to play
C.E. Uptain
5/28/26
5d ago
May 29, 2026 at 5:36 PM UTC
It's been 6969 days since 2000 ended and I thought I'd just share that fact with y'all
Jan 30, 2020
Jan 30, 2020 at 5:22 PM UTC
What can I say I'm cheap,
I couldn't afford a 69 so I went
for the cheaper 59, 10% off.
Ye off the end result.
She was like tongue me deeper,
and she blew me.
Not like a vacuum hose,
more like blowing a birthday
candle out.
I'm moaning, she's coming.
Then a gust of wind in my face.
What can I say, she called me cheap!
And you get what you paid for,
I don't know why but my ***** are singed.....
To realistic for my liking that blow job.
Sep 24, 2019
Sep 24, 2019 at 1:52 PM UTC
A picture paints a thousand words,
A novel tells a hundred stories.
A poem shares a million thoughts,
But what do we?
May 25, 2019
May 25, 2019 at 3:36 PM UTC
you can't game & watch the clock,
that's how you lose another stock,
she run away with your cash,
its a smash and dash,
over in a flash,
at least you still got to tap dat ***
sitting back puffin da herb,
think how its so absurd
that 69 be the cap
in smash,
that's the ultimate smash,
****** innuendo
right in front of your face,
hurry up and get your fix,
that taste,
that glaze all over her face,
yeah.
© Try
Dec 12, 2018
Dec 12, 2018 at 12:43 AM UTC
Once a foxy mademoiselle said too me
"lets not dally, **** set ourselves free"
juxtaposed posed
******* arose
releasing the flow, and no, it tweren't ***
May 23, 2018
May 23, 2018 at 12:15 PM UTC
She burns in my heart
and soothes a sad soul
love she imparts
her kisses slow and controlled
taking me places
delivering bliss
both our O faces
ecstasy this
Her sliding superb
culminate need
whatever she wants
devouring my seed
I'll beg and I'll wheedle
every touch and the taste
her eyes spurring me on
down at her waist
Yes, I've been captured
she owns me outright
playing our bodies
and doin it
right
May 23, 2018
May 23, 2018 at 11:34 AM UTC
Blonde hair, tight tanned body
Not usually my type but
You stir something in me down there.
You smile shyly,
Girl, you are going to get us into more trouble.
You don't seem to need much coaxing.
Down slides the red cocktail dress,
Your toned body freed.
Black lace ******* shielding heaven.
Soft lips on mine, feels so good
Supple ******* in the palm of my hand,
Pinching ***** ******* a specialty of mine.
Feeling you tremble underneath me
Floods my cup,
I cannot wait to taste you.
I feel your fingers slide
between my thighs,
As our tongues do ballet.
Going to gain our membership
to the sisterhood now.
Wet knuckle status.
We are top to toe,
Better access.
I am starving for you.
It wont take us long to reach Nirvana,
I get it now,
I would have burnt my bra if I ever wore one.
Your ****** and my mouth are a perfect match
I do not usually swing this way
but am honored to dip my toe in your pool.
Crying out you pull away.
That's not how I work,
You will leave complete or not at all
Aug 16, 2017
Aug 16, 2017 at 3:16 AM UTC
meal for a couple
moisture saturates damp lips
tastes do fulfil both
Mar 31, 2017
Mar 31, 2017 at 5:18 PM UTC
You're going on the highway,
Bringing a new 4-string bass guitar,
And a drum-set too for your sons.
Now you could be a family rock band,
You could churn your own Summer of '69,
The world will know you three now.
A really hot chick hitchhikes in your car,
You are tensed as your eyes meet.
There is unfathomable longing in hers,
And the bathykolpian woman's so inviting.
You can't play the good man at this age,
You decide to cheat your own wife now.
You stop the car quickly anyhow,
A quickee's on your mind & nothin' more.
She smiles at you and lunging towards her,
You smell the inviting scent of hers.
In middle of the kiss you start foreseeing,
You forsee a bright romantic future,
Suddenly her wellbeing's lost & she vomits.
Then you bring her to the hospital,
The gynaecologist congratulates you,
"Congrats! You're going to be a father!"
Taken aback, you say, "But I just met her!"
The girl who hitchhiked says, ***"He's ****** lying!"***
The doc summons the police and your test is done,
"Good news & bad news," the doc says,
"One, you're not her baby's father."
Hearing this you're relieved.
"Now the bad news, doc," you say.
The doc says, "You could have never have fathered any even if you intended to."
You are flabbergasted, "What the hell! Why?"
The doc pacifies, "Your load doesn't have any sperms,"
Seeing you shocked the doctor says,
***"It's a birth defect that happens rarely but yes it does..."
"...You may sue the girl for everything."***
The biggest shock in your life so far.
You just shake your head and turn around to go.
You're in the middle of a nightmare,
It couldn't be true!
***If not you then the 2 kids back home,
They belonged to whom!***
Now that's the biggest tension!
Sep 24, 2016
Sep 24, 2016 at 5:32 AM UTC
You raised a robot
Sustenance on tables and roofs over
metal heads
No need to feel alive just make sure they aren't dead
Plug em in to charge, later a fulfilling task
He knows what he should do, and he knows he shouldn't ask
If he's got what he needs why the **** should he complain?
Tried programming his circuitry
You realized it's a brain
You raised him like a robot
Dec 6, 2015
Dec 6, 2015 at 1:51 PM UTC
opposites attract
satisfaction guaranteed
oral words silent
Jul 11, 2015
Jul 11, 2015 at 7:18 AM UTC
miles apart
heart to heart
sign to sign
our power circle
the moon
i still feel you
Apr 26, 2014
Apr 26, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC