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Bigorexia & Bonespiration
went to bed.
Bigorexia blew off
& Bonespiration was dead.

Torschlusspanik & Tidsoptimist
went to bed.
Torschlusspanik blew off
& Tidsoptimist was dead.

Jealousy & Compersion & Compersion
went to bed.
Jealousy blew off
& Compersion & Compersion & Jealousy were dead.

The ****** doors & Michael Caine
went to bed.
The ****** doors blew off
& Michael Caine was dead
chuffed.

Israel & Iran
went to bed.
Israel blew off
& everyfuckingbody was dead.
Mortal unsportsmanship
fixed at a formative age.
If the game's not going your way,
don't play.
To my local chippy - they're Korean-
to order a Kitkat deepfried in batter.
Odds of survival beat Macky Dee's
cold pasteurised faecal matter.
There's a pebble in my shoe,
yet on I run.
I'm a *******,
but not much of one.

— The End —