there's a few things I'd like to say,
you know in the honesty of full disclosure
given my moral stance is kind of made that way,
and so you can't say later that I glossed things over.
It'll only take a minute...
just to set the record straight
so we both can agree I behaved abominably
that is if it's not already too late
and I've ruined our relationship utterly .
Okay, so it's already more than a minute...
but I'll get to the point I promise
I want to get things right if this is my final chance
There'll be no more excuses, honest,
It can all be explained as a circumstance.
One minute? Please, just a minute...
Or some cooling-off time perhaps
I can ring you... yes, maybe that would be best
I can text you with some of the facts
And then call you to fill in the rest.
Half a minute then, let's say a half...
We can't just leave it like this
This is Us ! We've got to be in it to win it !
We could write it all down and make lists
Let's just think things through for a minute...
I really, really... I didn't mean it...
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