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Gray Jun 2018
Want to know what won’t upset us?
Well, it’s this amazing thing called a delicious lettuce.

It’s literally one of my morning routines
To feast upon this crunchy collard greens

To complete my lunch,
I simply just give it a good crunch.

It’s a promise that if you eat lettuce for a snack,
You will never ever have to look back.

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