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Derpy Chip Nov 2014
That awkward moment when two people say bye, and they end up walking the same way
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone through a crack in the bathroom stall
That That awkward moment when your brain isn't recognize the second that
That awkward moment when you sit next to your crush and all your friends make faces.
There will be more awkward moments later
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
I have a face
I have eyes
I have nose
I have ears
I have mouth
I have face
I'm sorry for wasting your time
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
It smell like your mia pizzaria it smell of a bakery.
That save though
This is perfect if you say this in front of your friend's or girlfriend's mom
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
How I got piggy.
Many people ask me how I got my pig, piggy wiggy. I tell them I got him at a farm or a pet shop or from a friend. But they don't know the real story of how I really got him.
It all started on a nice summer evening. The sun was shinning, the birds were tweeting and it was a perfect day for a bike ride. I decided to go bike riding all the way to the grocery store. As I went to the store, I decided to take a short cut through the forest (I've never been there before in my life.) As I went through the forest, I see smoke in the air.  I was frightened, thinking that there was a forest fire near by, so I went to investigate. As I got closer I noticed that it wasn't a forest fire, it was a factory. There was a sign that said no trespassing, but I ignored it because I wanted to see what was in that factory. I was very quiet, trying not to be seen by the workers in the factory. I was trying to see what the factory was making. I started to walk towards a sight that said live animals. Inside that room the was pigs! Not toy pigs, not fake pigs, but real live pigs!!! There was at least 10, but I was surprised. I was happy to see a lot of pigs, because pigs were my favorite animals. I was having fun just seeing them, they were beautiful. I stayed with them for a while until I herd someone coming. I hid my self Behind a shelf of books. I decided to peek a little. I saw a worker go in the room and bringing out a pig with him. I looked at him as he walked to another room. My heart sank and tears started to wheal up in my eyes as I heard squealing of a pig being severely hurt. After a few minutes the squealing stopped and the door opened. The worker came out with a dead pig head in his arms. I looked away as tears slowly dripped down my face. After that, a bunch of other workers went in the pig room and brought out a bunch of other pigs. I started to cry. When the workers went in the other room, I went back in the live animal room to see if there was any pig left. I didn't see any thing, so I slowly walked out of the room. As I walked out, I herd small oinking behind me. I turned and saw an adorable little pig. He looked like a runt, but I wanted to save his life. I picked him up and walked out of the room, forgetting all about the workers. As I was leaving the room, I hear, " hey! What are you doing!? Put that pig down right now!" It was a worker. I ran for my life ( and the pig's life, of course) and zoomed past a bunch of workers who stopped what they were doing and went to go chase me. I ran as fast as I could, and I decided to put obstacles in the way to slow down the workers. I ran past bottles which I knocked down and water spilled everywhere. I looked behind me and saw a few workers slipping and falling. But there were still more workers chasing me so I knocked down some barrels that were in front of me and I turned seeing the workers rolling on the barrels and falling. I finally got out with the pig still in my arms. Good thing there was a little basket on my bike, so I put him in it and rode my bike home. When I got home I gave him a lot of things to eat, a warm blanket and I made him a nice little bed in a large box that I had. I decided to name him piggy wiggy because piggy means small pig and he was a little runt. And ever since then, we had a lot of fun together, I taught him a lot of tricks, I took him every were I went, even on vacation. He Is lucky that I saved him from being eaten and he is lucky to have a special life with me. He is very smart right now to and he knows a lot of things and kind of acts like a human sometimes.Piggy wiggy is the happiest pig alive on the earth.
I love my pig
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
There once was homework in my hands ........then I threw it on the ground, stepped on it, stomped on it, ripped it In pieces put water all over it, made my pig eat it, grabbed my pigs **** with homework pieces on it and put oil on it, then set it on fire, the grabbed the ashes and threw them in a pit of lava and..... There once was no homework in my hands
Yep, I hate homework
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
This is a number ----> 21
Yep, I'm completely bored. I'm just gonna play five nights at freddys.
Derpy Chip Nov 2014
Young man!
There's no need to feel down
I said Young Man!
Get yourself of the ground
I said Young Man!
Cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Young Man!
There's a place you can go
I said Young Man!
When your short on your dough
You can stay there
And I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have fun
Good time.

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