I'm Pedro the Pirhana
And I don't think I'll see Maniana
'Cos some of me mates
Want me on their Plates!
Washed down with a Pina collada

I know by their glances so fleetin
That there's evil intent in their greetins!
So I'm watchin them
Watchin me, watchin them
While I swallow the one that I'm eating.

Friendship is like ******* your pants.

Everyone can see it, but only you
can feel it's true warmth.

Thank you for being the **** in my pants.
                                           \^-^/
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This is just a fun little challenge I wanted to do with everyone!
So lets see who has the most poetic humor!!