#funnypoem poems on Hello Poetry

Pauline Morris May 2016

There once was a man
That thought his member was grand
He called it the best in all of the land

He went from woman to woman
He said he was just checking their fluid

If your thinking he's a stud you couldn't be wronger
He's what my my grandpa would call a whoremonger

#funnypoem #whoremonger

Phoenix Rising Dec 2014

too tired to get out of bed and clean

I need to get up, I need to get up!
Go upstairs and grab a cup.
Pour myself some coffee,
and listen to mom get bossy.
I will, I will!
Let me just take my pill.
Grab the adderall,
now I can do it all!
Eventually, Eventually!
I should probably mention something about me.
Sleep is my favorite thing to be,
but these drugs sure do get me glee.
I'm up, I'm up!*
I'm washing the tub.
I'm getting the dirt out of every corner of my room,
and I have so much energy I could rush a flower to bloom.

i wish i had the energy like this poem

#poem #drugs #happy #coffee #funny #sleepy #energy #happypoem #funnypoem

Le petite tournesol noir Aug 2014

Broken

I feel like i lost myself seeking my desires
Instead of winning
I
Just
Lost
Myself
Who am I anymore ?
-( 23:41)

I want to go back

#poem #short #faint #funnypoem #simplepoemed

Styles May 2014

*****.

An urge too strong to resist.
Once enticed.
Can't resist.
Go ahead and try to;
I insist.
End up.
Face up.
Go ogling; *****, so you can read **** **** like this.

#love #*** #google #***** #trending #comic #ogling #funnypoem

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