Despite assurances that his treatment would be gentle, Thoughts of the grinding drill made him feel rather mental. But soon his spirit returned to high As the pretty assistant brushed against his thigh. All was well until he got the bill Which gave him such a horrible chill.
But soon he was back to his usual mood of cheer, As he looked forward to His next taste of *****’s Pub food And beer.
Norman presented me with another piece of notepaper....!!!
I'm immobile As my dentist blathers On events and people That don't matter. I'd rather he just Get IT done, Leave rants and jokes And silly puns For one not in His dental dungeon. Today was his crowning glory, When he'd finished needling me, Before he filled my cavity, He suggested I see a cardiologist To fill the hole Found in my chest.