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Johnny walker Dec 2018
Christmas day 00:35 as usual awoken by pain
not going to complain about the pain that just
something I have to put with
Been told only get worse, anyway It's going to be
one "Hell" of a long day but after today's over
Got some "Bucks Fizz" I no not really a man's drink but
I love It, so I'll break open a couple of bottles then It hibernates for the rest of Christmas
In my dreams of Helen warm and snug under my blankets who could wish for more so It "Sweet Dreams" to one and all
Christmas all wrapped up Me a couple bottles of Bucks Fizz wrapped up In my warm blankets then It's of dreaming with Helen Sweet Dreams yo one and all
Jack L Martin Sep 2018
Giannis Antetokounmpo
Drinks Ouzo
In his Greek Freak
Pumpkin Spiced Latte

The grande size is
$5.25 USD
Salary of Giannis Antetokounmpo
$24.16 million USD Per year

One USD per meal (Meal Math)
$24.16 million USD feeds
1,655 families of four
per year

GO BUCKS GO!
"With two years remaining on his previous contract, according to multiple reports Aaron Rodgers will receive $67 million by the end of 2018 and more than $80 million by March next year."

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/30/aaron-rodgers-signs-134-million-nfl-contract-commits-to-green-bay.html

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